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X Factor returns!

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NapQueen · 27/08/2016 09:41

Anyone planning on watching?

I'm glad Sharon is back, her and Louis make a good double act.

Scherzinger I can take or leave leave mainly

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UmbongoUnchained · 27/08/2016 20:39

Just lowering my enormous ass on the xfactor bench.

EmmaMacgill · 27/08/2016 20:40

Right so, I've been away because I've just been eating the worlds biggest kebab! It was lush. Got this on Sky+ and watching this lad siging about his brother, it's a bit overwrought isn't it?
Liked the 'Fantasy' guy, can't see why he didn't go through Grin

squoosh · 27/08/2016 20:40

Do you think Simon pays for everyone to have a facelift pre filming?

squoosh · 27/08/2016 20:40

I liked him too Emma! He was underrated! Grin

squoosh · 27/08/2016 20:41

The tradesmen I hire never look like James the Joiner Envy

squoosh · 27/08/2016 20:41

Or should that be James t'Joiner?

EmmaMacgill · 27/08/2016 20:42

Deffo Sqoosh Deffo, I want to be an X Factor judge

Raahh · 27/08/2016 20:42

Sharon will like the rocker.

they should hunt down Phiff.

squoosh · 27/08/2016 20:42

I like his dog too...........

HoneyDragon · 27/08/2016 20:42

He's like a musical baby Jesus

TheFairyCaravan · 27/08/2016 20:42

Dog alert!

nancy75 · 27/08/2016 20:42

Lets just stop him here - does he not know that any winner over the age of 21(and sometimes under) will vanish without a trace by next May at the very latest?

UmbongoUnchained · 27/08/2016 20:42

I'm feeling anxious about them finding the right door. I would get lost if that were me.

HoneyDragon · 27/08/2016 20:42

Cheesus the joiner, we shall call him

Raahh · 27/08/2016 20:43

They wouldn't let you drive off, if you'd failed your test, surely?

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 27/08/2016 20:43

Phiff!

I miss Phiff.

squoosh · 27/08/2016 20:43

I wouldn't mind having a look at his chisel

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 27/08/2016 20:44

How the fuck did he do his theory if he can't read?

HoneyDragon · 27/08/2016 20:44

I like him. Nervous Cheesus.

Oh my god I'd give away a kidney if it meant Phiff came back again.

Luckystar1 · 27/08/2016 20:44

Raahh in Ireland, until recently, you could indeed fail your test and then merrily drive off... Don't drive in Irelsnd.

Now back to Cheesus.

crje · 27/08/2016 20:44

He is good

But you're tight Nancy75
Too old to go anywhereSad

crje · 27/08/2016 20:45

Right!!!
Not tight

Raahh · 27/08/2016 20:45

squoosh Wink

He needs to do something with his hands, apparently.

squoosh · 27/08/2016 20:45

UmbongoUnchained I'd make a tit of myself with the doors too. I'd be banging into one, then I'd be mouthing 'IS IT THIS ONE?' to the panel. Then I'd start dragging on another one.

Stress.

NoisyBrain · 27/08/2016 20:45

He sounds EXACTLY like Ray Lamontagne. Which isn't a bad thing.