Neighbours Thread - Brad's children are delightful, aren't they?

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So nice to see his sensitivity and emotional maturity has been passed on to the next generation.

I've just watched today's episode, I feel
Like I must have missed one but I don't think I have- what is going on with Ben, Xanthe and Maddie? I couldn't work that out at all.

I think it's meant to look like they're having a thing but they're probably working on surprise for Xanthe.

TheWashingFairy - I genuinely laughed out loud at you whip-round comment!

Mark has terrible taste in women. Dreadful Kate, Awful Paige, and now he is running around after a woman who doesn't want to move in with him and who doesn't want children, when all he has ever wanted since joining the show is marriage and babies. He'll probably end up with Ellie next.

Who else enjoyed Paige's dreadful training montage? I can't be the only one who's hoping the fight will end in her untimely demise?! Loving the will they/won't they of Paul & Therese. They have great chemistry.

Paige and Gary. Skank heaven!

I'm SO bored of Ben and Xanthe. Just be together now. I liked Paige and Matk but they made her ridiculous and this fighting stuff and Father Jack stuff is stupid. I still don't get why he can't be a 'man of God' and have a partner at the same time. I much prefer Steph and Belinda and both Charlie and Jimmy are absolute waste of spaces.

The Ben/Xanthe/Madison love triangle is ridiculous. Ben barely knows Madison and yet he's suddenly close enough to her to ask for help. Madison was hired by Therese to sing, but Sheila sacks her, but Madison goes crying to Ben...

Ellie gets caught bullying a school girl. And not just any school girl. One who has recently lost her grandad and brother, parents have divorced, sister moved away... But Ellie gets away with it. And Brad is happy with that?

Paul at the end was evil comedy genius. Poor pigeons

That's two storylines recently (Cooper attacking Xanthe and Elly bullying Piper) that they've resolved with the person in the wrong having "counselling".

I'm enjoying the Paul and Therese storyline, feels like a classic Neighbours plot.

Apparently all professional problems are dealt with at home and off the record.

Well, Susan probably doesn't want anything 'on the record' since 'the department' might then start asking why Susan seems to employ her daughter every time she happens to pass through Erinsborough for two weeks, and then when she isn't available hires her niece Mr Ellie the talking horse. Not to mention hiring random neighbours - Kate (qualifications: prancing around in a leotard and bowler hat; being moany and annoying, sometimes both at once) and Brad (who when in possession of his original blond head was frankly the stupidest person known to man and in his current incarnation clearly is reinventing human biology as we know it - 4 kids in 3 years with 3 mums was it?). If Susan was still an investigative journalist she'd be writing an exposé, but fortunately she's just a high school principal/ marriage celebrant/community activist/amateur PTSD therapist whilst also being a medical marvel whose MS has been conveniently on the back burner for yonks now. I wouldn't be surprised if she turns out to be Paige's next boxing opponent or Brad's next wife!

Fairy that post was genius. Susan is clearly, basically the Miss Rabbit of Neighbours.

imagining Susan becoming Paige's Mr Miyagi

It's getting a bit silly at the moment. I can't imagine that a recent psychiatric patient would be allowed a licence to keep deadly snakes - but then this is neighbours where normal rules have never applied. Nothing sensible ever gets in the way of a good plot.

Also enjoying the Paul and Terese tension, they're a much better fit than her and Gary.

Right now I wish those snakes would eat the lot of them bar Paul and teresa.

I see the Daily mail are referring to Nadison as 'former neighbours star who has wrapped filming' today (not an actual verbatim quote).

So hopefully off our screens very soon ✍

Sorry I was looking for a fingers crossed emoji and didn't noticed I'd hit the writing one by mistake

That is good news. I am thinking that emoji is you working out the last possible date we have to put up with her until

Ellie horse face in a relationship with gee up Neddie (amuses me).

Love the round the table disciplinary at the Kennedy's, highly professional.

Annoying Paige spoiler alert (plus others but end of spoiler is Paige so click at your own peril.

Digital spy spoiler

Why was Ben singing in a peculiar accent today? He kept singing "moy" instead of "my" and a few other odd words. Not sure he would have won me over with that song.

Who is Ned's ex girlfriend married to? Hope it's someone evil.

I skipped through the song 🙈 I couldn't listen, it just sounded like noise

I really hope the snakes bite Ari.

Loved zanthe and pipers reaction to finding the cat amongst the pigeons!

First time ever for this, but I did feel a bit sad for Paul with all his nice tables laid out and nobody there. His face

(I'm sure I'll regret saying that tomorrow when he's horrid again)

I did feel for Paul - but it's his own fault. Hopefully he'll leave the vendetta behind him and move on, him and Terese can get together and have both hotels.