Swagger Inn Thread 135 - Series 3 is dodging through the schedules and nearing a climax. And frankly so are Team A after ep 8's bondage. So, put your bins out & get your perve on ready for ep 9

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Welcome regulars and noobs alike as we await the final two eps.

Filth and wild plot speculation is positively encouraged so let those imaginations run riot. Just remenber not to get so carried away that you forget to shere your thoughts here

Crumpet
I approve of you

I must give Versailles more of a go
Athos is so fucking HOT

Id definitely take athos if my dartagnan weren't available

What's everyone going to watch now musketeers has finished?

You'll be watching your back Crumpet, if you're after Athos. that's what you'll be watching

My brain is mush after a day at the BoringOfficeJob and I should be getting DS into bed. Am Bad Mother.

I'm so sorry Crumpet, that will never happen. Athos is a very busy boy

Now we will start rewatching TM about a 100 times/ep

Is Philippe the one who was grown up Mordred in Merlin? I like him.

My big plan was download all eps so far of Versailles on to iPad to watch on plane/holiday. Except they've only got 6-8 and I've only watched the first three. FFS.

I think we probably agree that Dog was extra hot when fighting Marcheaux. He may have secured my number two spot

Still not as hot as Aramis obviously

In other news, we are very nearly almost packed!

So glad comtess has got some decent viewing to look forward to...you were so nearly stuck with Ramsey St and Summer Bay there Comtess....phew!

I've managed to watch half of ep 10 (ffs!) , so have yet to form an opinion of the ponytail, however given past form I'm going to go out on a limb here and say I like it. A lot. The man has no means of turning me off him although I did just take a jumper like that pink and white t-shirt to a charity shop

Anyhoo...am on a mission to get the mini-elks into bed before 10 so I can at least watch the second half. Babyelk is NOT in my good books today, the little sod scratched my face because I stopped her shoving her fingers in an electric socket.....grrr! She's most definitely read the How to be Two manual.

Blimey letus, weren't you packing at the weekend? How long are you going for??

You stick with dog my love team Athos is full

Have to say dog has improved with age!
We have many areas of the tavern dedicated to other niche interests
There's the GofT cupboard
Also the dungeon for the love of God, don't go down there!
Also discussed for your delectation are;
Poldark
Paolo nutini
Various animated characters
Vikings
Michael fassbender
The avengers even the gimpy looking one with the arrows
Star Wars
Pirates
There truly is something for everyone
We are a broad church

Agreed wicked..when shall we start S1 ep1?

And Athos....the real, non-exploding one is MINE. We'll be on the chaise.

He's busy elk
Sorry!
not sorry

Good luck with that Elk - he's a bit dehydrated, but you can have him while I get myself some tea.

Do they actually show Neighbours and Home-and-Away in Oz?

I was merely thinking about and intending to pack. Didn't actually dooooo iiitttttt until today

Hope you get to watch ep10 in peace Elk.

We also very much like Sherlock. And The Hobbit films (especially King Thranduil)

Ooooh yes
Killi

Ok ok I admit defeat I'll keep my paws away from athos and I'll stay away from wells. But if anyone tries to steal my dog it's a fight to the death...

letus where are you going on holiday?

elk you have my sympathies! I have a 2 year old dd and she's a little menace.

Ooohh errr poldark. Dog. Poldark. Dog. My mind is blown.

I bet he likes it when you rub his thighs Badderz

We're off to Ibiza Crumpet. I'm sure we've overpacked but I've obsessively weighed the cases and we're fine.

Hmmm....Poldark??

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In the event of an Athos famine. Possibly.

I've given this a LOT of thought letus...
He is tall for a dwarf and I'm short for a human = perfect match

That is one hot dwarf

Elk - "in the event of an Athos famine. Possibly" made me

Badderz - it's important to give these matters a lot of very careful thought and consideration

WTF happened?

Oi-beefa Letus?, Will you be 'avin' it large?

We're off to Dorset on Friday - Woo. Hoo. I'm sure it will be lovely. I'll be able to set the Elklets wild in their natural habitat the woods, maybe even open a book and get to the second page. I'm setting my sights low.

Big Sis has the right idea with packing for hot climes...they all have a carry on bag each, and if it doesn't fit in it, they don't take it.

Oh letus...
If you only knew the hours and hours I spend debating these VERY important issues

Is it weird I only really like AT as a dwarf!?

Grubby and wearing leather Badders?? I don't think so....make a Venn diagram if you need to work it out

Not weird at all Bads, I feel exactly the same.