TOWIE IS BACK - Mallorca style - 10pm itvbe - series 18

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Sure there will be usual arguments and couple being unfaithful to each other

S18 and I've seen them all 😂😂😂

Arg is looking trim

Like BOBBIE blonde

Feel sorry for arg. Never thought I would say that

'Blonde talks to her self '

Who did Chloe L just tell Lydia she hates?

I've not watched it for ages...

Now I remember why.

Full of shit stirrers!

I think she hates her as is getting on with her life after arg - said in jest I think

Yes they are all as bad as each other in shit stirring and he said she said blah blah

But still love to watch it 😂

Why do they swear do much these days?!
It's so staged now, that opening bit with Chloe & Diags in the car was ridiculous. the relationships are boring, the people are fake, but I'll probably still watch although I prefer 'vintage' TOWIE which they re-run weekday mornings. What changed???!!!!

The level of make up on Chloe's face in that sunshine was mad

I thought Georgia's weird brown blusher was bad make up

Lockie does have a nice body ..... So does pete

Diaz looked very chubby and pasty white compared to everyone

What is with Lydia and Chloe wandering about as though their shit doesn't smell? Sneery is not beautiful.

And if Jake messed about I can understand why. Vapid is not beautiful. And Lyd? Cruel aint beautiful either. Arg is an arse but I don't think she should have been quite so nasty. 'I don't want to be around you again' would have been sufficient.

Gatsby on the nest with two birds? Um.. ok then...

Pete and Megan have new teeth.

they all seem to have glowing white teeth

They even made a joke about Pete's new teeth which to be honest didn't look much different to me Certainly better than Elliott's when they were so big he kept sucking them.

It makes slightly conscious of mine. I would like perfect gnashers.

The veneers do sometimes seem too big. I know what you mean. Theirs look ok though. Quite funny on instagram as they had a his and hers pic of them with their new teeth. Cute couple I think.

Sadly I think pete will get his heart broken by Megan

Tho I believe her over the Chloe jake saga. Why would she lie? Esp as Chloe so bitchy to her

I prob would have said yes I shagged your BF just to shut her up 😂😂😂😂

Do you think? It's possible, he is a softie really.

I don't think she's lying either. Chloe is still pretty enraged about it. I wondered if they would get back together because of the stabbing.

He's lovely. Tho would like to see what he looks like clean shaven with short hair

I noticed they glossed over why she still even cares with a vague 'you know Jake was unwell and I went to see him and all the old feelings were there and I'm so confused' ... She literally has one story line. And the only appeal that I can see is she's pretty because she's just not bright

Chloe Lewis is so boring, pretty girl but that's about it.

Never has there been such a bland cast member as Chloe L, mind you those two new ones who are only ever together (blonde & brunette) come close.

I haven't watched it yet but Chloe really winds me up. I hope Megan wiped the floor with her in their argument love Megan, always have, always will

There wasn't a row. I think that must be next episode. Chloe claims to have seen Megan 'grinding' with someone other than Pirate Pete.

Oh I saw a clip on FB. Must be next time then.

Megan is an awful person. She looks like a very angry rotisserie chicken.

Chloe L is a bit dull alright. but I liked her wrongfooting Megan last night.

'it's not like your relationship was perfect when I came along'
'oh so you admit you came along?'
'errr.........'

(or words to that effect)

They did have a row. On the boat. With the men listening and Dani sitting on the fence (as usual) and LYDIA starting on Megan for her to reply something about her fringe / I didn't hear what she said