TOWIE IS BACK - Mallorca style - 10pm itvbe - series 18

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Sure there will be usual arguments and couple being unfaithful to each other

S18 and I've seen them all 😂😂😂

Sorry, I missed that part Blondes.

It seemed like they were pretending Dani and Mega don't know each other that well, but I thought they were quite friendly already.

I thought they were friends as well but as the others don't like her aka new girl Chloe and LYDIA then means no one else can like her

Courtney and sidekick are pointless apart from Megan's friends

Least pete is sticking up for her

I say it every series but Lydia's mouth looks huge in red lipstick

She suits paler colours ( I think)

What a nasty pair of classy bullies...

And Debbie being sly on twitter with her 'You very special LADY' comment? I don't feel that snidebutdim is a lady. She is not acting like one. Debbie should be more concerned with how her daughter is acting. Not like a 'LADY' either, that is for sure.

I've not had much time for Arg and Jake but seeing these two harpies in action this week? You boys should be thanking your lucky stars that you are single again.

I've not had much time for Arg and Jake but seeing these two harpies in action this week? You boys should be thanking your lucky stars that you are single again.

Totes!!

Wonder when we will get a wedding TOWIE style

Was mark and lauren

Then mario and lucy

Dani and lockie

Plus arg and LYDIA always said about an engagement

They are too bloody busy arguing - they'd never have time for a wedding!

Tommy and Georgia maybe? That would be a good spin off show.

That or snidebutdim does Tinder. Or grimly(d) dirty grinds around the home counties...

that I would watch

This 'respeck' thing that the blokes keep going on about really dirty grinds my gears. Likewise the girl code mince. Leave it aht.

When I see Mike, I get my inner Nikki Grahame screaming 'who is HE? who IS HE ? Good on you Pete. He is merely a pearly toothed gobshite.

Poor Beau. And poor Bob. You poor loves.

Poor Bobby and beau

And Debbie revealing her op and makin sure she doesn't piss herself

Pete is lovely

Why did DAN and kate split up as last series it was them getting back together again

I think she got humpy about him being out with the boys/acting like he was one of the boys blondes

Pete is such a numptie.

GEMMA didn't say she loved Bobby back. He said it twice

Pedal pushers

She loved the dog though...

Indeed. She forgave him for peeing on her floor 😂😂

Beau was tragic. Agree Gemma is not quite there yet with Bobby. Like the way Chole and Bobbs seem to be looking increasingly the same.

Megan is just so unlikeable. She only ever has the same three moods. Sullen, Smirky or Shouty.

Mike is an idiot. He should just admit he loves a good gossip rather than pretending it wasn't anything/ it could have been something.
Tommy still needs to have his mouth washed out with soap,

Arg and Lyds both look really good now.

Bobby is breaking my heart, he is grief stricken

I'm loving the way pete stands up for Megan his gf

He also looked really short compared to lockie. I thought pete was tall???

Didn't reliese Chloe was Megan's bf. She is always with Courtney and if they were true friends they wouidnt be hanging about with LYDIA and Chloe who always slag Megan off

Nice move bully girls. Move in on Meg's friends under the single girl party guise and make Meg feel even more isolated.

Shame on you girls. You've sold out your mate . For air time. Naice.

Poor, poor Bob

First time I've cried at TOWIE. Poor Bob losing his little dog in such an awful way.

Why does that Megan person always have to shriek and yell? She needs to learn some impulse control and stop behaving like a bad tempered toddler.

Chloe has let Megan down. Love pete

Wish other Chloe /jake would leave the subject alone now. Her no sharing men comment was out of order

Chloe saying that she always has Meg's back? Em, no you haven't. Yapping on about Pete telling Megan that 'them girls aren't your friends'? He is spot on there. Courtney flapping her mouth off about Megan to Lydia? Point proved.

The only underlying issue is that you are shit friends.

I would get shrieky and shouty if a pack of bullies were continually poking at me. Although when my mate let me down royally I retreated inside myself and decided that my animals would be the only things I would care about from then on. Megan looks wounded. Properly so. Chloe M's daily mail sad face at the fashion show? Not so much...

Pete is a sweetheart.

Snidebutdim and her little sharing men comment? Pack it in you grimmer.

I think it's likely I would have lost it with Chloe when she made that "sharing men" comment. She's an absolute twat. Her boyfriend apparently never stopped messing around on her but it's all Megan's fault that they split? She is ridiculous.

I would get shrieky and shouty if a pack of bullies were continually poking at me.

You're funny.

Bullied my ass.