Swagger Inn thread 134 - the one where the wenches recover from too much FAFness from Musketeers

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Welcome to Thread 134 of rampant Muskeperving over plot appreciation of BBCMusketeers and their FAF actors.

We're in recovery from Episode six Sex still, so help yourselves to a drink from the bar, apart from the pre-poured whiskies. They're for VIPs. Obvs - if you're a VIP, help yourself

Hahahahaha Helen
No
The answer is no

We could just burn it down and start again??
Make liv her own dungeon annexe?
A larger, more sanitary hayloft?
Sex hammocks?
Chocolate fountain and prosecco bar??

Like helen said, there was some shifting of positions - not to mention the use of hands and knees at some points

letus - there often seem to be hot men at your office parties - wasn't there a tall frenchman at the last one?

I'll pass on teh chocolate fountain badders - have gone right off them after finding out how they get the chocolate to circulate

DONT TELL ME!!

How unreasonable on a scale of 1-10 would me telling dh I'm not going on this holiday be??
£600 down the drain
Not sure the kids are bothered either tbh
Sigh

Decorates....

FFS Inconvenient Cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How am I supposed to work like that - let alone Not Work on MN...?!

Fancy - my one was very very early 90s and I was (I believe) very newly married to XH who sadly couldn't attend the summer party. And you're correct about the last one, although he was lovely rather than hot.

When are you supposed to be going on holiday Badderz?

Also FFS MN - why did you rotate the picture?

North Yorkshire
Just not feeling it atm but it is hell week

Badders - when are you meant to be going? I rememer you said, but can't remember when it was.

could you get someone else to go (as in, another family to take the cottage?)

Saturday

In other news
My new roof blinds look epic as ds2 would say

Badders Oh dear... but at least the blinds look good

Sorry. Am I being a bit previous?

Psst fancy, what on earth does a chocolate fountain actually do that puts you off chocolate. Whisper it in my shell-like, I'm intrigued.

seeing as we're spring cleaning

badders and a for mrBadders

I'm guessing that exH wasn't missed at that party then letus?

Psssttt!!!! elk it's the addition of lots of vegetable oil to the melted chocolate to keep it flowing that puts me off

Aw, InconvenientCat is gorgeous helen

• Hot men

Inconveninent Cat overheated/got sick of beaing bounced around once he rested his head on my wrist whilst i typed. Idiotic cat.

Ps - Choc fountains. kind of like me and Mr Whippy ice cream then - except I got over that one

Who or what are you going to be stuffing, Elk?

Baddz, I'm afraid I'm going to have to say YABU because who would turn down a holiday in Yorkshire? Because, ya know, a Yorkshire.

Morning!

Laters.........................

Well the news from France has jolted me out of my pathetic temper
Still loads to do though so latest wenches X
I love Yorkshire cinn

Morning wenches.

You'll have a fabulous time Badderz. You're a wench.