Swagger Inn thread 134 - the one where the wenches recover from too much FAFness from Musketeers

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Welcome to Thread 134 of rampant Muskeperving over plot appreciation of BBCMusketeers and their FAF actors.

We're in recovery from Episode six Sex still, so help yourselves to a drink from the bar, apart from the pre-poured whiskies. They're for VIPs. Obvs - if you're a VIP, help yourself

That young cadette doesn't look that bad

Afternoon wenches

but NOTHING surprises me with politics these days ......... - I feel the same tart

But every so often the surprise can be a nice one - Hunt gone as well? I'd heard the other two were out but missed that one

All the peach references are making me very happy too

Do you have a new addition to your boffing list then ww? he does make a good job of that scene, I agree

I'm drinking peach lemonade

I've had elderflower cordial... er. No, that doesn't work does it? Peach schnapps? (maybe not before the school run...)

Politics recently is one long outtake from Yes Minister and The Thick of It

And I'm not getting enough work done

Illing chicken is still alive, but still illing, btw.

and yy to feeling like Yes Minister has come true!

Fucking school disco
Fucks sake

Badders you mean you don't ^love* the school disco?

yes
150 kids hopped up on juice and sweets and popcorn and twerking like little demons

No need to ask me twice badders - it's Thursday after all, so I will ask Aramis to join me

Thank you fancy
I can always rely on you
😀❤️

Bonjour toutes les wenches
As today is the 14th, I feel like we should be celebrating in solidarity with poor Sylvie (who was just born about 150 years too soon for people to take her seriously.)

Liberté, Égalité, et Fraternité!
Vive la France!

(Someone please stop me before I do damage to Les Mis and write "Do you hear the wenches sing?" I'm working on the basis that we don't mind anachronisms too much so can mix our revolutions.)

Well I've been on my knees with Aramis for about an hour now badders, so I hope your prayers are answered mine are

No-one will stop your lyrical efforts in the Tav brenda - we've had reworkings of songs from West Side Story in here and if I may blow my own trumpet, I reworked a classic Christmas carol into an illustrated hymn (of sorts) to Santi over the festive season

Evening wenches.

Poor chicken. Hope it gets better.

Today was not in any way shape or form peachy. I'd've been shouting from the barricades if it was

I'm with you re the Muskecadet Wicked. I'm always afraid for him every time they give him something to do that he's not going to make it to the end of the episode though.

Dog looked very ... er... commanding sitting in that chair didn't he?

I have consoled myself at work by stalking taking a keen interest in Dustin Brown's current tennis activities. Currently playing in the Swedish Open I happened to notice. Ahem.

and you'll have noticed that Hunt is back/never went anywhere - oh bollocks

I think the last school disco I had to collect DS2 from all you could hear from outside was sodding Gagnam Style. Can't imagine there's been that much of a change.

Athos doesn't look v. impressed with the school disco either. Ours added balloons into the mix last time, so my the hyped up small children had the opportunity descend into 'end of the world meltdowns when he they don't get a balloon/theirs gets popped. F.M.L.

Muskecadet doesn't do much for me, so you're all most welcome to him.

Ah Bastille Day - 'Liberté, Égalité, et... FML' as Athos would put it whilst in one of his 'I'm 100% done with this shit' moods

He's a bit young Fancy so I'm not sure. Agree about Dog Letus

Didn't we all say that about Dog at one point ww?

Balloons @ the school disco helen? . Fucking hell! that's probably the only addition that could make those events more of a sodding nightmare than they already are.

Ds2 is now shattered (spent most of the disco doing interpretive dance!:))
Just had a row with dh - so fucking fed up of him talking to me like I'm staff
He can FTFO
My crime? Ordering ds1s logo uniform so it will actually arrive in time for the new term
Ffs
I really don't want to go on holiday with the tiresome fuckwit tbh...

Come to me in Sweden instead Bads

Now there's an idea.....

I threw a few shapes
if you can't beat em join em

On your knees for an hour with Aramis, Fancy? Haven't you got cramp in your jaw yet?

Hi Cinn I suspect Fancy and Aramis have been taking it in turns to be on their knees Or she has lock-jaw
'Vogues' at the bar whilst pouring drinks....

Ick - has anywench cleaned in here recently? FFS...