Swagger Inn thread 134 - the one where the wenches recover from too much FAFness from Musketeers

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Welcome to Thread 134 of rampant Muskeperving over plot appreciation of BBCMusketeers and their FAF actors.

We're in recovery from Episode six Sex still, so help yourselves to a drink from the bar, apart from the pre-poured whiskies. They're for VIPs. Obvs - if you're a VIP, help yourself

Your HV is a nightmare mouse

apricot I tried to post your gigs once and they were taking ages to load on my superfast slow broadband!! So I reposted... I did wonder if they would post several times...

But not such thing as too much Athos! 😉

Afternoon

Yay for the bees helen - I like bees, useful little critters. Unlike slugs Would a cattle prod work on them do you think? I'm sure the Tav used to have one. The flamethrower would work of course but I'd like to retain the foliage

Tum te tum

Tiddley pom

La de da de dah

Thanks elk - you just reminded me I need to put the bins out tonight

Elk - I read your second post there as 'tiddly porn'
Fancy My bin has been emptied today (this is an achievement, it's not always a guarantee that they turn up on the right day)

It's good to take pleasure in the little things helen

@ 'tiddly porn' - I bet there's some out there though

Evening wenches. Have RBNRM. Hope chicken is okay. Arf at being reminded to put the bins out.

Been at home again today, was sick last night, but am feeling better today so back to work tomorrow.

Have looked after DS2 (not allowed back to school until tomorrow) and watched Pride and Prejudice film (didn't get chance yesterday). All the sighs.

My fevered sleep last night produced a sexytime dream featuring tennis player Dustin Brown. No actual sex (boooo) but lots of foreplay and - oh my goodness - he was very very very good at it

Thank you everyone for the names. I am slightly put out that poor lovely Porthos doesn't get a sexy French personal name. Who would gaze at a squishy newborn and call him Porthos FFS?

What about Trev? Was he born Captain and has now changed his first name to Minister?

Glad you're feeling a bit better letus, sexy dream is I suppose some compensation for illness?

@ the idea of Trev's first name being 'Captain' brenda - sounds about right
Who was it who called him the Minister for Phwoar?

LetUs - am impressed - your subconcious is busy perving while you're illing. Respect!

I don't think Trev gets a first name in the books, but Wikipedia says:
Jean-Armand du Peyrer, Comte de Troisville (or Tresville), was a French officer born at Oloron-Sainte-Marie in 1598 and died on 8 May 1672 at Trois-Villes. He was fictionalized under the name Monsieur de Tréville in Alexandre Dumas's novel The Three Musketeers.

I can't remember who coined 'Minister for Phwoar' (Oh - was it Red?) but it's not spelled like that elsewhere on MN

JFC BoJo as Foreign Secretary?

Please no!!!

I know fancy. WTAAAAAAAAAF.

I'm pretty impressed with my subconscious too . Damn he was good!

The Foreign Secretary thing would be completely laughable if it wasn't do absolutely fucking awful.

Thank you madame

letus - he looks an athletic sort!
When I saw a thread title about BoJo on here I had to go check on the BBC news website as I couldn't believe it

Evening wenches ......... Sorry for my absence ........ The work/ life balance went out of control - will try not to let it happen again........

Hope all are well and enjoying the boys - have not RBTFT - but needless to say - DOG is seriously hot and I have burnt all my knickers .......

Anyway I just popped in stock up on the peaches - leave this for Team A to devour and grabs a whisky / grabs dog -

Welcome all newbies ....

No? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Boris Johnson as Foreign Seccy? JFC. Well that puts the kybosh on us ever being let out of the country again.

DH has just nearly given himself a hernia trying not to laugh (currently in delicate post-minor-surgery state and not meant to cry with laughter).

FFS.

In other news, sodding inconvenient cat threw up again - on the wooden floor, then moved to the carpet to thorw up more, and then to the newly washed rug which I magaged to haul him off before he yakked on that again. FFS cat

I am currently burning cooking tea.

PS - hi Tart - long time no see. Glad to see that Aramis is getting in practise with the peaches

Still, at least I suppose that means that Boris will be forced to deal with the mess he helped create. poetic justice - you campaigned for it - you deal with it.

Good to see you tart - excellent Arapic

Show him a pic of Govey helen, that'll stop him laughing

Evening wenchi

Getting right fucked off by lots of end of term/sports day/leavers BBQ type Shiite which is infringing on time to do anything which isn't work or sleep. Ffs.

I honestly thought BoJo was one of those Twitter news toad jokes. FFAS Theresa. Also yuk at that bloody awful Fox.

Please kick out that fucking awful Nicky Morgan tho. Ffs don't put Liz Truss in anywhere as she is pure evil (imho).

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh and get well soon lovely LetUs

2016 seems to have mutated into some AU Ealing comedy, have you seen who the new chancellor is? A tax-dodging multimillionaire ffs.....Got a position to fill in the Tory party?, need someone entirely inappropriate?? Never fear, there is a bottomless pool of slime from which to dredge the most amoral, self serving, privileged and entitled capitalist scum