Swagger Inn. Thread 133. The one where Athos' trousers get even tighter...well one can hope.

[JaneElk]

Carry on....

it's a sport with balls, grips and strokes - some of which are hard and some of which are gentle . Overrunning matches tend to carry on on BBC2 I think so we should be okay for Sexmas Day.

Just read Red's review "coitus nonstoppicus" and "not sending orphans down a mine for funsies" were particular highlights

When you put it like that letus it's easy to see why tennis is a gift to a master of smut such as yourself Thank you for the reassurance re overrunning tennis btw.

Ok, need to crack on with bottling up the elderflower cordial, laters

😘 Fancy

I think it was Apricot who mentioned The Living and The Dead - apologies if it was another wench. Anyway, I'd forgotten about recording it and so was reminded to get it off iPlayer. Just watching it now. Is bloody marvellous. Thank you!

Thank you all for the belated loo recognition

letus yy am also loving TLATD.

So Im just coming out of a horrendous 4-day migraine, bla bla. But in my migrainous, semi-delirious sleep last night I had the most EPIC SANTI SEX DREAM!!!!

Woooo!

Congrats Madame

Read Madame's post re Santi Sex Dream just as I was on my way out to collect DS1 from sportingactivity (no HBI - rude) and thought there'd be details when I got back!

Details Madame, we want details!

Ok, well the actual details are sadly going a bit hazy now, but...he looked how he looks in his transformers pic. He enticed me into a bed in the middle of an art gallery, as you do. We did many things there. Howie tom and luca were there too, doing lots of sarcy eyerolling.

TransformersSanti in an art gallery with his weapon - Wench Cluedo!

Love the art gallery aspect. I bet he was good wasn't he?

Yes. Yes, he was. He was totally seductive.

Basically, he was aramis in a bed in an art gallery.

Dress it up all you like madame, with your fancy (nto) schmancy art gallery location, but what it boils down to is a Santi dogging dream

Not seeing a downside....

Me neither letus

One hour left wenches

Evenin all

Somewhat hazy day yesterday - had an absolute monster of a hangover. Totally horrendous Head splitter.

Have paid the price by having to attend the cricket today. It's been lovely though and I'm now full of strawberries and cream and various luxuries of the cricket tea.

Just now realised no one has clean uniform etc so need to get fucking cracking before 830.

Madame the art gallery thing sounds ace

Better help dh pack before 8.30!!!

Will be late and might not even make it tonight. H (please note the lack of 'D') has been out wine tasting with a friend and is absolutely stocious. So if I make it tonight will be late due to DS bedtime, and then may be postponed until H is not here, or at least sober enough to not eyeroll and make snarky comments so much as to make viewing generally unpleasant.

I may of course be doing him a disservice - he is just as likely to try to make up for being stocious by Shutting Up and letting me watch TM without complaint.

In other news - loving Madame's dream

Will be watching late also due to combination of juggling football and DS2's bedtime and getting stuff ready for tomorrow.

I had cough medicine with morphinein it last night so I dreamt that my cat had a butt rash and I had to take care of it

WW

I prefer Madame's dream, but with a different HBF of course.

Ds1 and I are ready!!

Who else is watching?

Still getting babyelk to bed, it's unlikely to happen in 2 minutes (big shock).

Who's here anyway?

Wicked, I dreamt I was at work. I'd rather be dealing with your cat's butt than that.

Come on Iceland! (Not going too well though)

Letus

Nutter alert