Swagger Inn. Thread 133. The one where Athos' trousers get even tighter...well one can hope.

[JaneElk]

Carry on....

Morning.

I have very little idea of what's going on. Need coffee.

Is it sexmas yet?

Morning

Go back to bed helen

No mouse*, but it's Sexmas Eve

alright?
No idea what's going on either...is it sexmas day?
Great result for Wales...lovely
Got carpet man coming to measure for carpet for ds1s room
Then taking mum to town - I have many bits of random crap I need to buy
Love to all x

I have cleaned one bathroom; mucked about online; put the washing on, and had breakfast.
I came up here to scan a letter - no idea where that's gone now, I got distracted.

Afternoon wenches. Have just enjoyed a leisurely lunch with a friend - much Brexit moaning & chuckling over lighter topics

madame - to answer your question, some of the staff were wearing safety pins - the cafe was in nextdoortown and is a very organic-and-lentils sort of place with hipster-bearded waiters . One of them was quite easy on the eye

Evening. We have thunder and lightning very very frightening me of the fairly companionable rumbling around variety, rather than the crashing/booming/world is ending sort.

Today I did the washing, checked the bees (I had a safety pin on my bee suit! But that was more to do with the elastic failure on the cuffs than a show of solidarity with any lurking immigrants at the bottom of the garden), hoovered and tidied, and did other stuff. But no work. So you know what that means...

at the thunder I want some!

Yay Italy!!!!

football. meh.

Poo

oh well, at least Wales are still in it
Night helen

Mornin'

Off to bed, just need to choose a pillow....eeny, meeny, miney......yep, you'll do perfectly

Night all, will try to be around for ep, err.....five? I've lost track

Morning!
It's is sexmas day today, right?
Ds1 just asked me if it was on and I'm like..."er....I think so...might be..who knows!?"
One load on the line and another in the washer.
Lovely and sunny here today ☀️
Dh away again tomorrow 😖
Ds1 off on Tuesday due to strike which wouldn't usually be an issue but I've got my last physio session.
Am assuming Comtesse and other Welsh wenches are still drunk still celebrating? 🍷
Going to pils for lunch so at least I dont have to cook today...
Have a good one

Yep Elk, Ep5.

Morning all. No need to clean this mornign, you were all very tidy yesterday...

Reds review of Ep 4 is up at last...

Morning Badders

LetUs - saw a vintage ad. on Twitter and thought of you, so did some editing.....

Morning wenches.

SEXMAS DAY! Hurrah!

Play at Wimbledon on Middle Sunday! Hurrah! Can't believe Djokovic lost. Unfortunately the lovely Dustin Brown went out of the singles on Friday, but played some amazing tennis whilst doing it, and the doubles yesterday. He's still in the mixed. I'm thinking of volunteering to help him with his groundstrokes. Perhaps assist with his ball toss? Or maybe he can show me how to get my grip just right.

Rooting for Iceland tonight .

Bring on our Musketeers!!!!

Epic cross post there Helen - you must have known I was here! That's brilliant

Was also re. Djokovic.

woooo sexmas! At last!

Morning, lovely day here.

Is Djokovic out? Oh dear. I'm afraid I'm as bored with the tennis as I am with the football, although I did enjoy the Federer/Willis match the other night and I'm very excited for Wales.

Looking forward to tonight, although we'll be half way through.

Half way!?
God I hadn't even Thought of that, apes

Best line from Red's review:

"Meanwhile, I've already started planning a spin-off cartoon series about Serena and Roger the Horse."

Yesssss! Someone do this! Please!!!!

And she also cracks the "loo / louvre" gag which I made last week and everyone ignored

I also heard loo instead of Louvre first

Red's review is hilarious as ever. 'Sexy Growl of Ultimate Phwoarness'.

I heard 'loo' too.

Is v. hot here in the sun - just done some melting weeding.

Morning wenches

Thanks for the link helen - I see she also mentioned the Union Jack dress

Wimbledon on the middle Sunday eh? Let's hope there's no overrunning matches

Excellent tennis smut btw letus