The Musketeers s3 ep2 - The One Where Aramis Falls Off The Wagon. Repeatedly. Well, I can hope can't I? Swagger Inn Thread no. 132

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If you need any ideas, we've got plenty - you only have to ask
Here's a few pics to get you hot and bothered thinking

Thank you Elk for my gold star....will admit that seeing Athos smouldering with desire in the direction of yon feisty bint in the latest episode caused something of a, ahem, flood of desire and made me seek out likeminded wenches to celebrate these fine specimens of manhood with....very happy to join the Athos scrum, a rota for the saintly one sounds very complicated.

And as it is Friday and a bit grim, I think a cocktail is definitely a good idea. A large Thigh Tickler would go down a treat!

Hot French Leather - spiced rum and apple juice? Or calvados, for the French bit?

Thigh Tickler, deffo peach schnapps. Combine with prosecco?

Hmmm, prosecco def on the menu this evening....but the only peach schnapps I have in the house is some very old Spanish duty-free that borders on rocket fuel... might have some Chambord which would make a sophisticated little tipple....when The Bearded Husband stops wallowing in his bath I will see if he has any suggestions....god knows what alcohol he has squirrelled away!

You're welcome Badge you're in the right place for a spot of Athos appreciation, or indeed any form of Burke blandishments. We luffs him, we do... but not in a slightly odd, buy him a teapot sort of a way

Whatever is in the Hot French Leather Cinn, it's extremely potent, and will have you on you back with your legs wrapped around an HBFs ears in the air, in seconds

Hmm...I wonder how many of the MrWenches have grown a beard in the last couple of years?

Have never seen MrBadgers without a beard, would probably scream if he came out of the bathroom with a bald face!

well, a lot of stubble which I encourage him to keep.

I only have Budweiser, which will have to do I guess.

Evening.

In despair about the fuckup. Horrified at Wales.
Seriously now thinking we will leave as both now have job offers abroad. This might just be what finally pushes us to go.

But who needs Drs anyway eh? Oh. All you old people who've just fucked it all up.

Sorry I know this should be a place to hide from the hideous but I just needed to he that out.

It's been very dark here today, like that bit in Harry Potter at the swing park when the dementors turn up.

On a better note ds4 had X Rays all done at lovely Cottage Hospital so we didn't need to drive forever to massive one. All is well thank goodness though knew it would be. He's playing cricket tomorrow so .

Do you mean proper abroad comtesse? Blimey...

Glad ds4 is ok.

Today I have been googling "jobs in spain", "do I qualify for an irish passport" (sadly no) and "do the dss's qualify for uk passports (luckily yes, though if I were them I wouldnt bother).

Really kicking myself I didnt get ds a spanish passport when he was one. However, I didnt think Id need to, seeing as I never believed this country would ever do anything THIS FUCKING STUPID.

If I could, I would trade in a heartbeat being a shitola British citizen for any EU nationality passport.

Btw hello poke, sorry but Im going to have to not call you badgers - we have a badders you see, and I will get way too confused.

Hello Madame - I happily answer to any of the variations of the name ;-)

Evening

Lovely smiley Aramis pic fluff, thank you!

Good call on the new cocktails mouse. One of each for me please.

How about a Grimaud inspired one? A Hooded Lurker - another dark rum based one I think & about 80% proof. With an incongruous cocktail umbrella for the hooded bit

Luckily, the mice are eligible for Irish passports, thank God I didn't apply for British ones through laziness. As is Mr Mouse when his British one expires, and Mr Mouse Senior has one. MIL and i can't.

Grim reaper maybe for a grimaud cocktail? I think it'd need to have whisky in it.

Ooh yes, a Grim Reaper is better, Whatever's in it I think it should have a kick like a mule

Mouse you are on fire with the drink names
Cinn I approve of your cocktails

I am not eligible for any passports other than the one I have.

comtess We all had our little rants and wails this morning. It's shite. I have been ignoring it mostly now and concentrating on HBFs because I'm v. shallow and don't like looking at reality just now. Glad DS4 is up for cricket tomorrow though.

Badders badders badders

Kit Harrington in RL at the front in boxers. #would The fucking contours on the mans back, fucking hell!!!!!!!!!! He is also a far better actor than GoT led me to believe.

anne - put your tongue back in if you're out in public!

Fab view down here in the sand isn't it helen?

Just to reiterate...

KLAXON FOR BADDERS!!!! ^

Oooooh anne that sounds bloody nice and I am not even a GOT wench.

mouse but you can get irish citizenship once youve been there long enough, no? Provided they dont bin the ireland-uk special relations once we leave.

I have now read way too much on facebook the interweb about all the shit and am going to be unable to sleep tonight. Again.

Lalalalala.

Hotmenhotmenhotmen.

Changing the subject, is anyone else ridiculously excited that they are filming Trainspotting 2? Film news hasnt made me that happy since they announced the Ghostbusters all-girl reboot.

Mmmmmm.

Not especially madame , but I have persuaded DD to see the new Ghostbusters with me - think it's so important for a film with female leads to do well to challenge the view that they need a man to guarantee box office success. Mind you, the way Hemsworth is being talked about, if it does make money, it'll probably be attributed to him . Soz. Feeling a bit cynical tonight

Joins Madame in the "I have read too much online about the disaster that the referendum will create" corner [traumatised]

Maybe I can delude myself that the government won't actually leave and will just use the result to force change.

Oh thank God - Red has posted her latest review #distraction #much needed giggle