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The Musketeers s3 ep2 - The One Where Aramis Falls Off The Wagon. Repeatedly. Well, I can hope can't I? Swagger Inn Thread no. 132

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FancyFancy · 11/06/2016 00:16

If you need any ideas, we've got plenty - you only have to ask
Here's a few pics to get you hot and bothered thinking

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 24/06/2016 14:57
FancyFancy · 24/06/2016 15:12

Top of the list.....Aramis

Why? Because he is the very definition of FAF - physically gorgeous, knicker-wettingly charming when he flirts, fucking hot when angry/fighty and an utter sex god

The Musketeers s3 ep2 - The One Where Aramis Falls Off The Wagon.  Repeatedly.  Well, I can hope can't I?  Swagger Inn Thread no. 132
The Musketeers s3 ep2 - The One Where Aramis Falls Off The Wagon.  Repeatedly.  Well, I can hope can't I?  Swagger Inn Thread no. 132
The Musketeers s3 ep2 - The One Where Aramis Falls Off The Wagon.  Repeatedly.  Well, I can hope can't I?  Swagger Inn Thread no. 132
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FancyFancy · 24/06/2016 15:15

Sorry to keep you waiting helen, but it's a tough job deciding between all the Arapics I have stored. So hard in fact, that here's some more

The Musketeers s3 ep2 - The One Where Aramis Falls Off The Wagon.  Repeatedly.  Well, I can hope can't I?  Swagger Inn Thread no. 132
The Musketeers s3 ep2 - The One Where Aramis Falls Off The Wagon.  Repeatedly.  Well, I can hope can't I?  Swagger Inn Thread no. 132
The Musketeers s3 ep2 - The One Where Aramis Falls Off The Wagon.  Repeatedly.  Well, I can hope can't I?  Swagger Inn Thread no. 132
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FancyFancy · 24/06/2016 15:20

Second on the list - all other Santi roles/incarnations : himself, Lancelot, Vronsky, Benjamin, Father Vega, Andres....

Why? Because of the pretty

The Musketeers s3 ep2 - The One Where Aramis Falls Off The Wagon.  Repeatedly.  Well, I can hope can't I?  Swagger Inn Thread no. 132
The Musketeers s3 ep2 - The One Where Aramis Falls Off The Wagon.  Repeatedly.  Well, I can hope can't I?  Swagger Inn Thread no. 132
The Musketeers s3 ep2 - The One Where Aramis Falls Off The Wagon.  Repeatedly.  Well, I can hope can't I?  Swagger Inn Thread no. 132
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FancyFancy · 24/06/2016 15:24

The Dog. He's looking much more manly now & is very beautiful. Plus he looks fab when he runs Grin

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FancyFancy · 24/06/2016 15:30

The? Should've been Then

Next up, Trev. Particularly like gruff, pissed off Trev. Which happens every time a Musketeer/Kingy fucks up or goes off piste. Which happens pretty much every episode - reckon that bodes well for plentiful angry sex. Which would go down (nlt & ylt) very well today.

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FancyFancy · 24/06/2016 15:34

Next one is a new entry .. Grimaud. Excellent lurking skills, so probably a good call for an impromptu shag in an inappropriate place (no, nlt sparks you filthy mare).

The Musketeers s3 ep2 - The One Where Aramis Falls Off The Wagon.  Repeatedly.  Well, I can hope can't I?  Swagger Inn Thread no. 132
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FancyFancy · 24/06/2016 15:39

There then follows an extensive list of non-TM hot men - frankly I just don't have the time to list them all.

And thighs. I like thighs Grin.

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JacobFryesTopHatLackey · 24/06/2016 15:48

I am Mouse/Jacob Frye and I approve wholeheartedly of fancys excellent list.

FancyFancy · 24/06/2016 15:55

Thank you mouse - it was a labour of lust love

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IPokeBadgers · 24/06/2016 16:02

Ach, I came in here and said hello, then work went daft....it is all so depressing! Thank you all for the warm welcome! Happy to plonk my arse down and enjoy all the gifs....mine's a wine...that's if we can still get decent plonk after the Brexit vote....

Boffing order, ach, well this varies depending on series/general mood but on the whole, I am now firmly committed to being another one of Athos' willing wenches....I do appreciate that there is quite a waiting list for his, ahem, attention. However, as an order is required....

Athos - the voice. the sultry looks. the swagger. The VOICE!!!! makes me come over all aflutter and does strange things to my ladybits....
Aramis - saint and sinner all rolled into one, sexy god-like FAF specimen
Porthos - my heart melted when he was talking to the little girl from the monastery in the first episode of this series....made me want to have his babies (obviously only after a LOT of practicing!)...and I do like a BIG man, makes me feel all small and protected.
Dog - not so much in the first series but has grown into quite the tasty morsel and I wouldn't say no.
Trev - although much preferred the fighting captain than the current politician, although he does do mean and moody....and I did so want to comfort him and take his mind of things when he found out about the King and the White Plague.

Grimaud just makes me think grimy and stinky, and not in good, manly sort of way!

IPokeBadgers · 24/06/2016 16:08

Mind you, having just looked at the picture of Grimaud posted by JacobFryesTopHatLackey, I do like a man with a good beard. And that does look like an excellent beard that would tickle in all the right places Grin

FancyFancy · 24/06/2016 16:11

Excellently thought out answers there badgers, Athos does have a sexy voice it's true. Aramis - saint and sinner all rolled into one, sexy god-like FAF specimen - very well put! Pleased to hear that your first choice isn't Aramis though - there's just not enough of him to go round, despite his sexual appetite Grin

One less in the Grimaud queue then?

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FancyFancy · 24/06/2016 16:16

It does look like that sort of beard!

Speaking of thigh-ticklers, how about Father Vega's 'tache?

The Musketeers s3 ep2 - The One Where Aramis Falls Off The Wagon.  Repeatedly.  Well, I can hope can't I?  Swagger Inn Thread no. 132
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Cinnamoncookie · 24/06/2016 17:01

Seventiespornstar

FancyFancy · 24/06/2016 17:03

Would I care, if it did the job cinn? Grin

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Cinnamoncookie · 24/06/2016 17:08

Depends if it comes with bri-nylon and boom-chicka-wah-wah music as well

JaneElk · 24/06/2016 17:09

Evenin'

and naturally so, Athos' voice, waist, hair, swagger, eyes, beard (just the right amount of tickle), snark and propensity for hard, angry sex against a wall has reduced many a wench to a puddle of lust....the mop is in permanent use.

And thank you all for cheering me up...I've been wandering around in a state of shock all day. I should have come in here earlier, I might of known all I needed was an injection of hot French leather

FancyFancy · 24/06/2016 17:21

I'd be ok with the boom-chicka-wah-wah music 7 the bri-nylon wouldn't stay on long enough to be a factor Grin. The electric shocks caused by a swift removal may be a passion-dampener, but I'd push through that. Because he's worth it.

Ah elk, the Tav can be relied on to be a refuge from real life

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FluffylovesAramis · 24/06/2016 17:56

Reporting for duty after spending most of the day either swearing or crying.
Welcome badgers. Be careful where you put your feet, the floor may be a bit, erm, slick sometimes. Excellent detailed boffing list, especially as you will be joining the Athos scrum and we will not need to explain the incredibly complicated Aramis "rota".
Fancy you have been doing a bloody marvellous of representing Team A. Allow me to assist.

The Musketeers s3 ep2 - The One Where Aramis Falls Off The Wagon.  Repeatedly.  Well, I can hope can't I?  Swagger Inn Thread no. 132
SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 24/06/2016 17:58

Ah, ILYA, you're fab.
Proper LOLling at Cinns boom-chicka-wah-wah music

I have done school run and MOT run and mowing the sodding edges of the flower beds run, and cleaned out the chicken coop (complete with disappointing lack of HBFs to bend me over it) and now I am a hot sticky mess. Perfect for launching myself at sullen leaning HBFs. Athos and I will be... hmmm... The Wall? The Hayloft? The Chaise? Yes - all of those will do, ta muchly.

JacobFryesTopHatLackey · 24/06/2016 18:05

Great list badgers. Also approve of fewer wenches in the McNulty queue.

Can hot French leather and thigh ticklers be the new additions to the wench cocktail menu?

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 24/06/2016 18:08

Oooh, sounds good Mouse In my head, the Hot French Leather is based on spiced rum, and the Thigh Tickler is def. fizzy.

Sky has gone very dark here - hurrah for getting today's three loads of washing through the machine and dry on the line Grin

FluffylovesAramis · 24/06/2016 18:11

Not sure who maintains the COCKtail list Mouse but your suggestions should definitely be on it.
I'll have a large Thigh Tickler with a Hot French Leather chaser.

FluffylovesAramis · 24/06/2016 18:12

I do apolgise, I completely forgot my manners.

The Musketeers s3 ep2 - The One Where Aramis Falls Off The Wagon.  Repeatedly.  Well, I can hope can't I?  Swagger Inn Thread no. 132