The Musketeers s3 ep2 - The One Where Aramis Falls Off The Wagon. Repeatedly. Well, I can hope can't I? Swagger Inn Thread no. 132

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If you need any ideas, we've got plenty - you only have to ask
Here's a few pics to get you hot and bothered thinking

Afternoon All

mouse hope you get better soon

comtess I have only these words for you... "Black Shirt of Shaggability" and "laid-back 'n' louche Captain Sexypants"

I have arrived Chez Elk after squillion hour drive with my neck knotted into knotty stuff, and am being nattered at by MlleElk and a Banana #minion

I shall take Elk to a DIY shop while I'm here we won't, I don't have time and we shall do a colour consultation against the paint charts.

Yay, you've arrived safely helen

Snog elk for me. Which ep will you be rewatching tonight? Or how about we do a group s3 ep2 rewatch? Or will you be too busy guzzling prosecco & Maltesers?

I can't stop watching that gif Apes

Hmm: Musketeer fanfiction. That would be a lovely distraction from reports. And marking end of year exams

As an English teacher, I should be able to rustle up some pretty good fanfic. How much of a sacking offence is it to write it on my school laptop d'ya think?

Have you been introduced to the snug yet onlyboy ?

And I see absolutely nothing wrong in utilising resources to produce a coterie of hbf smut.

Evening Tav. Have decided from henceforth I will be using for fucks actual sake on a daily basis. It shouldn't be difficult

mouse and ewwww at vomit in keyboard....did you get it out?

onlyboy we are a literary bunch here in the tav and we have an extensive library of self-penned works of high-quality porn muskefic known as the Snug.

helen and elk have fun and helen dont paint elk's head with dulux gloss ok?

I am not going down the route of anything that involves peroxide ever again, since my ill-advised "uni kooky hair" pixie-crop bleach job.

Elk, I am intrigued by hair witchcraft. Will this involve bleach first...? I say purple or pink.

For fucks actual sake. I want rainbow hair.

It doesn't come out madame. But luckily the tablet is one of those surface a like things but cheap and the keyboard simply clips off and I can replace it.

Another vote for purple. Though I have seen rose gold on pinterest and thought it looked beautiful.

Another vote for purple here. Have a good evening you two.

It is rather hypnotic isn't it WW?

Yy, Apes. And in my imagination, that's how he reacts when I unexpectedly snog him in the street, rather than him yelling,"Blargh, wtf, get off me, who are you?!" before he legs it

Sparks you would look fabulous with rainbow hair.

Elk purple gets my vote. Or a lilac/ pink swirl.

it's the bleaching that makes mine a faff! That will be reason I stop.

Evening wenches, both DC round at friends, and staying for dinner, at last minute, so am sat eating on my own

Yep sparks, think that phrase should be easy to use

Well onlyboy, I guess that depends on how filthy the fanfic is very, hopefully

Oh and poidh madame

The snug, you say?

fancy theyre all on paper lost or burnt cos 20 years old so no, soz!

Oooh I just googled rose gold and it's LURRVELY. Also like sound of lilac swirl.

sparks yes esp if you are dark you must bleach first to remove all your natural colour. With me this took about FIVE HOURS cos it turned out I have a lot of natural red which wouldnt lift. And the bleach itched / hurt like buggery.

I dyed my hair orange in my teens and had it bleached first. Hurt like hell

EEEVVVEEENNIIINNNGGGGG FFFUUUCCCKKEEERRSRSSSSZZZZZ

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1)WHY THE ACTUAL EVERLASTING FUCK DIDN'T I KNOW SERIES THREE HAD STARTED AGAIN?
2)WHAT THE ACTUAL EVERLASTING FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THE SCHEDULE?
3)WHAT THE ACTUAL EVERLASTING FUCK IS GOING ON WITH 'THAT HAIR'?
4) Porthos, still would, grimaud is getting it, the bathing bad guy is too. Trev yes, Aramis...maybe, yeah g'wan then, dog...perhaps, Athos.....ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Rose gold elk. Very nice.

Hmmm....you're not selling the wacky hair idea quite so convincingly. I might just buy a wig!

In other the news I've lost the stone out of my engagement ring

*NOOOOOOORRRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Evening wenches.

Cinn

Elk - purple . I've only ever had my hair highlighted twice. Hope you find the stone.

Enjoy the visit Helen and Elk. Hope all are well in the Mouse household.

I didn't lose my temper at work today but shall very much be using for fucks actual sake.

What else? NOOORRRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Not a wench but just popped in to say ATHOS, how has he just turned so FAF in two episodes? And me and DD2 had noticed Porthos' nan curler hair too.

Kingy looking quite hot, (he knows)

Am I the only one that 'de de de de de de da da da did de de da da da da da's' during the theme tune?

For fucks actual sake as been used in my interior monologue for quite a while. I loves it I do.

1. have a lovely wench up Helen and Elk
2. big pisser about the engagement stone
3. I say purple hair
4. I peroxided mine once. It was all d bit Wendy James.
5. I am in a different hotel tonight which has better wifi and I've just finished downloading ep2. I'm going in.......
6. NOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Solo Comtess Watch Notes;

Episode 2

1. Connie you boring bitch who CARES if the Garrison are hungry. Hard fucking luck. Stay in bed with the man with the abs. Makes no fucking sense.
2. they are soooooooooo much better at fighting compared to series 1. Whole 'getting Aramis in practise' routine is seemless compared to clunky obvious choreography in S1. Love the Grubby shirts and Athos's hair best ever. Oof.

I can happily confirm that I have never bleached my hair. It changes colour with the seasons enough anyway so I've never felt like going blonde. Which is funny when you think about the lovely white blonde streaks I've got growing by my ears at the front.