Love Island thread...

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Thread where we can all gossip

I have ended up watching this rubbish. I can't stand the way they talk - 'mugging off' etc - are these Southern expressions? I've noticed that most of them have southern accents so I thought this might be why I haven't heard of them.

Of course Emna"s reason for going in was to mess with Tom. I don't think she's has really got over him despite her protestations.
Let's be honest, they all have a bloody gameplan.
I also think that the contestants envy Nathan and Cara's relationship. Their relationships appears to be the real deal.

Well last night's show was interesting. I won't be sad to see the back of Tom and his strange, intense-ness. His breathy talking and pregnant pauses fucked me off to no end.

Do they all use condoms? Surely they must be practicing safe sex in this day and age?!

Tom has been booted off! I'm bloody delighted.

I normally think Sophie is alright but I agree she has lost the plot a bit. They are all going stir crazy. Get some new blood in there. (Maybe Malin too for extra wooden spoon age)

Mugged off makes me think Essex and Towie?

Emma and Terry shagging on top of the covers may have seemed really "out there" to everyone else in the room at the time but they don't seem to realise that from the viewers' perspective it's really not that different from shagging under the duvet? We see the same little clip!

Terry's just awful isn't he.

I think Tom need someone in there who will understand his wee ways and sense of humour. He needs someone a little older who will stand up and take him in hand..........who? .........me? Well, OK.

But Tom wasn't really bothered was he, so the plan was a failure from the start. Did she just have to up the ante? Is she that calculating?

The girls don't look all that fake to me. Lianna's had a boob job obviously, but the others? Young women are a lot more groomed now than in my day (the 90s, how I miss my combat trousers...). I think they look fairly normal, considering there's not much to do there all day besides primping.

Fank I wondered that too about condoms. I did like Malin's tweet about sloppy seconds though!

Tom seems really horrible and actually quite creepy.

Yes these days it's the norm for women to have those big drawn eyebrows/fake tan/ nails etc. In fact it's not even just young women.

You'd break up with Tom and then wake in the middle of the night to find him sitting on the edge of your bed crying after having climbed up the drainpipe to your 12th storey flat.

mitzy 😂😂😂😂 this

Mitzy yes!!

As the police dragged him away he'd be doing the 'call me' hand signal to you standing at the same window he'd climbed up through.

Brilliant, that would definitely happen

Tom is pathetic. Once a guy says "I am not giving up" about a girl that is the exact moment that it's over for him and there will never be a chance with that girl again.

Tel in particular looks like a sod of turf between the tatts and the tan. Is Tina the only one on there who isn't inked? I actually like tattoos and hope to get one someday whenever I decide what I actually want but these guys are really turning me off them tbh.

Kady and Olivia both have fake boobs, they all have extensions and clearly spend at least 2-3 days a week in the gym. Quite unlike most normal twenty year olds I reckon!!

I like Olivia and all the girls are quite nice but the guys seem pretty horrible.

I think they all got lip fillers yesterday, their lips looked fuller. Especially Olivia's because hers were starting to sag and now they are very plump again.

Work must have been quiet today because at one point I found myself thinking they must be having their gel/acrylic nails done in there?

I thought Kady was more but than boobs? I am clearly not paying attention...

There's an article on Buzzfeed today - 26 things you didn't know about Love Island. One of them is that there are unlimited tampons and condoms.

*bum

Mitzy that's hilarious!

Kady certainly has a very good bottom! It hadn't occurred to me that it might not be natural- I'm a bit naive!