Love Island thread...

[HollyC255552]

Thread where we can all gossip

[TheCraicDealer]

But it's amazing. It's like a giant version of The Secret Life of Four Year Olds but wth less self awareness.

[MumOnTheRunCatchingUp]

Christ on a bike..... I'm lost

Is it fuelled with alcohol?

[RainyMornings]

Sorry late to the party. Tom is a PRICK, if a man spoke to me like I was a naughty child I'd head butt him!

[Unpropergrammer]

They're all nutters except Marlin and rykard

[HollyC255552]

Cant stand Tom and his silly hairdo! The way he spoke to Sophie too
Daniel is creeping me out a bit, i think he is feeling pretty gutted no girls have taken a fancy to him.

Not feeling Zara, the way she reacted about a guy she barely knows!!

Haha love the comment above about Olivia needing a good wash.

Sorry but whats with everyone thinking Kady is hot, she really is not!!

[MyBeard]

I haven't been watching this but sort of know someone in there.. I really need to catch up! Only read this thread to see what people thought of him!

[squoosh]

Which one is it? The Welsh walnut?

[youknowwhattodo]

"As for the Welsh bloke who looks like a supersized sunburnt walnut. Strutting around like he's a Greek God"

[HollyC255552]

mybeard - are you an ex?

[MyBeard]

Ha no! Rykard.

[MyBeard]

God no!! More family related, but by marriage not blood

[squoosh]

Grrrrr to that conversation where Welsh twat was telling Geordie numptie that she was acting like a slag. And then instead of telling him to fuck right off she started explaining almost apologetically that she wasn't a slag.

2016!

[squoosh]

So no DNA link MyBeard. I don't blame you for stressing that

[MumOnTheRunCatchingUp]

Where was Malin tonight!? She's not really one for drama tbh, can see her being voted off

[Milzilla]

Yoo hoo...

Checkin' in for chat.

Malin and Rykard are okay - everyone else, no! Zara has made a tit of herself but, she's only 20 so understandable.

Can't stand Nathan or Tom - pair of misogynists.

Sophie's from my neck of the woods - seems okay so far, as does the dark-haired girl who talks like Amy Winehouse :D

[TheCraicDealer]

Rykard just seems a bit dim to me. Malin is so pretty though- I look at her and I'm like

[SpanishFly]

Can I join in - I love this show so much!! They're all (so far) less wankerish than last year's lot, thankfully.

Zara - please will someone tell me who she looks like, or have I seen her on something before? Or is she like one of the girls on last year's series?

[Kimononono]

Hellooooo!

I've now established Zara as square face and the new girl triangle head.

Not sure on Olivia - she is young and playing the game but I think she has played it too fast too quick. The new guy likes her but also knows she has flitted between two guys already and she is quiet forward, went in to snatching a kiss with new guy and the 'mistaken' kiss with Zara's fella at the game. Is she that desirable? I think she plays the flirty minx well.

Zara is being well over the top. " I've cried my eyes out over you" 👀👀

Avi is a nob
Dan is creepy
Welsh guy Tom has the capability of being a abusive arse but his girl did fuck up when she told him she was so horny when the new guy got in jaquzzi - it was pretty obvious it was for him.

I'm a fan of malin too although her fella is a big of a peck head.

Oooh the excitement !

[MadameDePomPom]

Do you remember those Italian (Mancunian) stallion (miniature pony) twins from last year? They were the best.

And by 'best' obviously I mean the worst.

[YumLemonCheesecake]

After yesterday, Daniel seems like he may have a very short temper and could be scary.

Tom seems very insecure to me, verging on possessive.

I love how they are all getting so upset, they've know each other 2 days, Zaras reaction to the new girl so funny

[Milzilla]

Zara looks like that blondie from Hollyoaks - she is called Emma something. Rigby!

[AJ279]

I'm totally not ashamed to say I LOVE LI. Watched it last year when pregnant and I am so glad it's back.

All the blokes seem a little OTT and that 'sunburnt walnut' seem like the type of bloke you'd avoid at all costs.

[Toxicity]

I didn't see last year's series but I thought I'd check out this series as I remember Celeb Love Island (Paul Danan anyone?!) I have to see what brilliant trash tv - I am loving it and so glad to have found this thread!

I just caught up on last night's episode and was disturbed by Javi's outfit on his date with the new girl!!

[AGruffaloCrumble]

Really disappointed with the men's attitudes towards the girls. Especially Tom, Daniel and the 'frigid' guy. I didn't know guys with these views still existed

[WolfAmMo]

toxicity. Celeb love island was utterly brilliant, as you say trash tv at its best!!! I loved that summer . Predicting over investment in this show over the next 6 weeks.