Love Island thread...

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Thread where we can all gossip

Kady comes across as very spoilt and utterly lacking in self-awareness. I believe she has so far described herself as "positive", "a '10/10', "very mature" for her age, and "chilled". Er...

Olivia is a hypocrite and wants to 'claim' every man who walks through the door, which I find irritating. Don't think either she nor Alex have it in them to commit to each other for very long.

The blokes are all tiresome and too serious, and get their knickers in a twist about EVERYTHING (possible with the exception of Nathan, and Adam). Scott seems like he might have some real MH issues, Tom is way too possessive and a dick for calling Sophie a slut when he has apparently slept with over 300 women, Terry overreacts to minor irritations from Malin and appears to have no sense of humour.

Like Sophie and Cara, and Zara has grown on me in a weird way. If I were her to I would much prefer to be a disgraced 'Miss GB', fuck 'em.

I don't understand why Kady keeps referring to Tina as a 'plain Jane'; she's a very attractive woman, not at all plain.

She's threatened by her.

Tina is naturally prettier than Kady and Kady knows it - hence the comments putting down Tina's appearance. Kady is embarrassingly transparent!

Oh God I can't really believe how much of a spoilt brat Kady is. I am 100% convinced now that she really did mean to pour the wine over the new girls the night Rachel joined the villa. I said it at the time but I am even more convinced now. She is a nasty, spiteful gobblin.

Malin is such a shit stirrer, I'm really disappointed actually because she was my favourite.

And the way she keeps trying to put down how Tina looks just shows how jealous she really is. She can say she isn't til she's blue in the face but it's so obvious.

I wonder if Zara and her mum had a "safe" word, in the same way I have with my children. So, if they feel they need uncomfortable or want to go home without making a fuss in front of their friends, they call or text the safe word and I go and pick them up.

I'm tempted to rewatch to see how many times Zara says, "Bananas!"

I'm bored of how often they say 'my type' 'on paper your my type'

'On paper your my type' sounds like your saying, 'on paper your my type but sitting here right now I'm not sure'

'I've got a massive guard up'
'I've got a wall up '

If you REALLY had major trust issues you wouldn't be BF and GF with someone after 48hours and shagging them.

I think most of these girls are really snakey. Malin and Zara calling the girls pathetic for peering through the glass last night... I'm sorry but they both would have done exactly the same thing.

Adam is an android preset with outdated opinions.

I agree - Nathan and Caravan to win.

*Cara

Another for Nathan and Cara. I've liked them the best from the moment Cara farted and she sat there crying with laughter while he freaked out.

Just watched last night's episode. Oh my God, Kady is utterly vile!!
Apologising to Tina for calling her a c**t, and saying in NO WAY was she being serious! Of COURSE she was being serious.

She wasnt interested in Scott a few days ago then totally changed her tune when two blonde girls appeared.

Scott really, really needs to start again without Kady - he's in the horrible situation where he really fancies her but is trying to weigh up if that is important enough to make it worth putting up with all her shite.

And YES re Terry having no sense of humour whatsoever.

They're all DREADFUL people. Dreadfully dull, dreadfully needy, dreadfully spoilt. I hope they all get food poisoning and the bedroom ends up a vile swamp of diahorrea which they repeatedly slip on and end up face down in.

Scott is a dickhead, he is too won over by Kadys looks (which fade as soon as her true personality comes out) to want to dump her yet. He knows she would have no trouble coupling up with someone else and can't bare the thought of watching her do it.

Tina seems ok, bu then most of them did when we didn't know them.

Yes to Terry being so boring. And maybe a little camp? Maybe that's why he couldn't say how many women he slept with because he would have to subtract the males. And he likes to get into Scott's relationship too much, just go sort your own out Terry!

Olivia calling Zara all sorts of names for sleeping with whatshisface and she's just gone and shagged him last night after knowing him for about 5 minutes longer than Zara. Nice.

Really hoping Cara and Nathan continue the way they have been. Cara's first words to Olivia last night were 'I hope you didn't call Tina those names too' or something to that effect which just shows that she isn't afraid to pull someone up on their behaviour instead of just bitching behind their backs. Nathan seems to have an honest streak too and will just say it like it is but in a nice way.

Sorry Lying!

And as for the Welsh walnut having shagged 350 women!

Ewww.

I dont like the new girls either, im afraid. They all just seem so false and sneery. I guess i have less of a problem with kady because she at least tells people what she thinks and is open about it. She is too open and mouthy, but sooner that than the snake that is Malin or the new girl stirring the shit.
Shame cause i liked malin to start with.

Squoosh, yuck,i know, i cant understand why.

Not sure why everyone is so down on Kady. Scott was fuming about being 'mugged off' but he was the one telling Tina he'd like to go on a date with her and get to know her! But unfortunately for Kady that info hasn't been shared with the others, unlike her indiscretions!

Plus Scott is considerably older than Kady and should know a lot better than to play silly games like that. Hardly fair on Tina too!

Malin was awful last night, and Terry really needs to butt out of Scott and Kady's relationship. He seems very invested in them breaking up, and I don't know, there seems to be a whiff of misogyny in his insistence that Kady shouldn't be allowed to get away with her behaviour. He doesn't stop going on about it, like he's genuinely angry that she's 'disrespected' a man

But then double standards are all over the place in there!!