IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!! The Musketeers Season 3, first episode Swagger Inn thread no. 131

[JaneElk]

Phew! We're all feeling a bit post-coital. Come, pull up a bar stool, down a Jizzy Athos and flail with us over Aramis in his navy monk robes.

Whoever got shoved in the cellar, you do know that's where Liv and the Cardinal do stuff ?

And we're not talking knitting socks and baking cookies

Glad to hear that minty

have a relaxing day madame & to your ex, although at least he did use the word fun. I hope you had some

Laters......

Madame he is looking gooood. Hope you feel better fast.

Cinn it is Woof in the cellar. I'm sure she will be ok...maybe a bit sticky and mildly traumatised.

We are watching S3E1 again because it's rainy and bigMinty wanted to!

Don't forget Versailles starts tonight 9pm BBC2 - more French skullduggery, curly perms and gallic lust. Hmm my TV viewing is forming a scary pattern...

Afternoon!

Hope Badders is having a good time at Barafundle. I know that part of Wales very well, but I've never been there.

Ooooh, preview of episode 2. Billowy shirts!! And Sylvie sorry Badders and what's-his-face who went to school with Howie.

Look at Tom's gorgeous arse Thanks Apes

Didn't take my bloody phone !!!
Took a couple of pics on dhs phone
It's Truly the most beautiful place ...

And this one

And this one

Oh bugger hang on

An hour wenches, that is how long it has taken me to RTFT......
You are all brilliant and may I remind myself to NEVER allow RL to take over again..
So an official hello to the newbies, we have a menagerie of pets joining us.... you are all welcome and I will behave myself and share DOG - BUT FM he is looking FAF FAFFAF....
So am having my first rewatch tonight.... I literally cannot wait as I have literally zero recollection of the showing on Saturday - TOO MUCH FAF too much wine--

Just also seen this .....

Also - after the general tit off between the wenches - all I can add is that when I think of my breasts ...... I want this mans divine lips on them ..... Can we all just focus on that mouth ...

also woof - if required I will make sausage meat of you........ (you you direct me back to the most recent OG thread too please! )

View from my balcony

(will try to keep an eye on it so I don't cause a fire, but I have been away too long and as no one else is here - so I have jumped on a plane - have grabbed Dog/Luca and all incarnations of his acting career -< bar the really young ones, you can have them.>.. and I am going to bang his brains out in a hotel in Naples........

Haven't had time to say hello properly to all the newbies!
I'm on my hols atm (as you may have guessed) but normal service will resume once I'm back...
I assume boffing orders have been posted?
Team Athos is full btw
Lots of others garnish to keep you happy though

Hi Badders hope you have a fab holiday - don't forget to apply the lube suncream

Also - how much clearer as message is this man saying - other than I totally get why I have to strip off and look utterly fuckable

Final comment - Aramis is waiting for you on the chaise

hmmmm
Yes
Kit Harrington sounds like an arse when he complains about being "objectified"
It's coz he's an artiste innit

Love this

Good evening Tartsy hope you've got sweet AND salty popcorn, it's a taste sensation and uncannily reminds me of me and Dog down in the cellar last night, can't think why...

If I had the faintest idea how to put latest OG thread link up I would, but alas I'm stuck in 17th century France when it comes to techno crap, so I'll strap a note to a pigeon leg, how's that?

PS. I'm well used to big sausages, so bring it on ner, ner, ner