Swagger Inn Thread 130 - BBC Musketeers Incoming<ylt>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Too much FAF.....

No idea Lyndie.

DH has said he's watching Champions League final tonight. It'll be nearly finished by 9.30 (hopefully) so I can start on one TV and move to another. DH said "if you record it, we can start watching it after". I glared at him. He's gone out now. It was safer.

Meanwhile in the TV magazine... FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK. It's really here!!!!

Also some thoughts that may have already been stated - but surely no harm in repeating

Nippled
Sucked
Licked
Teased
Tongued
Grazed

Spreading
Rubbing
Thrusting
Penetrating
Throbbing
Longing
Lusting
Titivating
Massaging
Grinding

Tart!!!!!!!!! Thank Christ you're here, because I'm not going to be able to cope with the drooling wenches demand for our goods on my own. Break out some more of those plastic sheets will you?

I'm putting those words onto sheets, laminating them, and leaving them on the bar. Because they can be used as a script for wenches at 9.30.

Teased.... Longing....

Oh the antici........... pation

Blue Sash Of Sex

I'll be in my bunk.

Oit, LetUs that Blue Sash of Sex isn't exclusively yours . Hand it over!

Restrained
Tied
Blindfolded
Bound

Dart you just twanged my penetrating klaxon

Shall we play a game of whose armpit?

Well cakes and cookies made ready for TM tonight!
Ds2 helped me make these - he went for stars and sprinkles in the end

Sorry Fluff. Here's the fake Blue Sash of Sex. Watch out for the tassels - they tickle

I'll go for that being Dog's armpit.

Am off to the opticians soon. I doubt Dogalike will be there, but I'll have to exercise a degree of self control if he is.

Loving the wench keywords

I've just remembered I've been seconded in to mum's house move the weekend after next. Needless to say it will be recorded and I will be slipping babyelk a mogadon shortly after the school run on the following Monday.

Is it athos's armpit elk?

Lovely buns bads

Afternoon wenches

madame I am enjoying your lyrical talents immensely

grinding tart?

Mmm, pass the cakes round badders....

Excellent song skillz, wenchi.

I've just realised I've not set the Virgin thing to record anything yet!!!!!!

This is me wenches....
BUT
ITS SEXMAS DAY!!!
I'm in bed resting and preparing myself for all the FAF
Later s.....

We're on our way to a garden party with some friends we've not seen for years....DON'T THEY KNOW IT'S SEXMAS FFS!!!
Anyway mrElk is under strict instructions that we are to be back in plenty of time because the small elks need koshing putting to bed

Just seen the trailer on the tv for the first time , right after the gymnastics on BBC1

Argh. Mr M has given the reprobates popcorn after I tidied the living room I'm working to a strict timescale here.

My house has exploded with DIY - so I am going to bake a ham and drink wine - hat is what I do under duress

Heap of wetness did it for me by the way

FFS Tart never mind baking a fecking ham, go and get more waterproof sheets and earplugs from the stock room!

FOUR HOURS!!!. Hope everyone gets back in time, gets the DCs to bed etc. I'm dreading the phone going just as it starts.

What was he thinking Mouse?!

Have told DH I'm watching it at 9.30 whether he's finished the football or not. I have suggested we can watch it again tomorrow if he wants to watch it all. He said or even later tonight.

Phone off the hook Apricot it's the only way to go

And at 'Elk's Whose armpit it that?' game. Do you remember the S2 inquisition over the nose/facial hair combination and Oooooh. the LoPI. Had forgotten the LoPI abbreviation.

LetUs we need an update on the Optician's Dog-a-like.

Have been on the go all day and am knackered. So that must mean it's time to get some work done

Look Fancy... thighs!!!!!

I've seen episode 1 and yet I'm still flailing. What the hell will I be like next week when it's all new?????