Swagger Inn Thread 130 - BBC Musketeers Incoming<ylt>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Too much FAF.....

Arf! Just caught up....did we have

pulsing

dripping wet

musk

?

Oh THANK YOU! I didn't know this was back

Fucksake Elk, I've only just recovered from last night's klaxon words

Pulsing? PULSING??? Going for a lie down.

12 hours to go, and I had a 'snog your favourite HBF dream' last night!!!!!
On the downside, the only thing I remember is, to misquote Katy Perry (I think?) "I snogged an HBF andI liked it". Even more annoyingly I can remember details of the "I was gardning and got my skirt cuaght on brambles" dream, and the "I had to clean the car's hubcaps" dream. I meant, WTAF memory? Well done subconcious on the snogging dream and all that. But to then only remember that It existed and was hot, with none of the details? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

ER. MER. GERD.

Sorry, but am now bahahaing at this . Bless his lil sober socks.

They're shooting Richard Dormer? Seems a tad unfair

DH SH And Friend have gone to SaturdayMorningSportingActivity leaving me free to wench WORK. FFS stupid job/stupid idiotic me for saying yes/Argh etc.

FFS.

And did no-one think to clean up the Tav for the start of the series?

Is there Whisky on the bar-oh? Good. Right. Line me up some spiced rum. I'm going in(to the database) and I may be some time.

PS - to Maud you're most welcome. Pull up a bar stool and join us for the perving over hot men in leather critical appreciation of the finer points of the plot, costume and set design of The Musketeers

Right. Work - really.

Sorry Helen.

Are we all live watching tonight wenches (other than LetUs)?

Will be watching, not sure about being online at the same time. (Will have enough distractions with DH and friend - never mind blethering to you lot at the same time )

Speaking of distractions....

Morning wenches

IT'S SATURDAY!!!!

I will be watching live at 9.30 fluff, my commentary may not be very coherent though

Ooh pulsing is good elk - I can tell you have experience with this sort of thing

Thank you for cleaning the Tav helen & fluff

• maybe the skirt getting caught was a precursor to the skirt being ripped off & that caused the hbf snog?

Now get back to work wench, so you're all finished by 9.30,

I'm watching live tonight. It's next weekend I'm out

Your subconscious is as bad as mine Helen. I had a sex dream the other night. With DH. Seriously what is the point?

Hello Maud

Morning wenches. It's TODAY Finally!

I will be live watching tonight too.

OMG, my manners Welcome maud, all lovers of hot men in leather are welcome here. Make yourself comfy, grab a drink & tell us your boffing order

Oh I can beat that letus. There is nothing more depressing than a sex dream involving your ex. Nothing

Excellent mouse , I'm glad I won't be alone in here at 9.30

Morrrrrrrning!!!!!

Wenches, ready?????

Musketeers, ready????

Tbh if all too distant memory serves correctly, I think when a new series is on, we normally watch pretty quietly as we're too busy, er, watching. After the show there is post-FAF analysis, followed by a live posting-rewatch later in the week if we can all manage to find a slot.

As a suggestion, how about Sunday evenings for that?

bads at Wench: The Musical btw.

elk I was just thinking about that song too

Tonight, tonight
It all begins tonight
I'll see you and DH will go away

Tonight, tonight
There's only you tonight
Fo sho there isn't Match of the Fucking Day

For it's our duty and our pleasure
To see HBFs in leather
Being all dirrrrty polite

For here you are at last not many thanks to you, BBC schedulers BRF
And what was just a world
Is a star

Toooooooo-niiiiiiiiiiight!!!!!

Loving all the musical talent.

I'm sure Madame is right about our previous form for sitting quietly to watch then blethering on like loons afterwards solidly, for an entire week until the next episode

I will be planning to rewatch with DS at about 7am on Sundays #GoodIncentiveToGetUp But obviously that means I have to watch live on Saturday as well to ensure it is suitable viewing, because I'm a very responsible parent and like to make sure he doesn't watch unsuitable things

Snorts at the bowl of hot chill nuts - are they type you need to suck first before giving them a good bite?

Flails in advance at all HBFS on screen clothed / unclothed / breathing. - I am not fussy - they are back for 10 whole glorious weeks

Checks storeroom - gathers sash/ peaches / cream / pops at the end of the bar

Morning!! Today is the day, hooray!!

See you all at 9.30. Or realistically 10.30.

And 8.30 next week according to Radio Times? Is that right?