Big Brother - Pre-series chat - Calling all PWBs, lurkers and lovers of rubbish TV

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

It can't be far off now, so how about a little chat?

Rumours of a mix of celebs and normals - although how we are meant to tell the difference with their definition of "celeb"?

There has been a massive extension on the house, so something is definitely afoot.

Anyway, settle down, get out your drinks and snacks, it is going to be a long ride!

Now if it was up to me I'd do two houses with an equal number of housemates. Neither knows the othe exists, on launch night there would be 2 entrances split by a mirror wall and the housemates are alternately guides to house a and house b. We watch both houses for 3 weeks and then get to vote which house to keep and whic to ditch. There's a massive reveal on the night to both houses, the losing house is mass evicted and the housemates in the winning house get 5,000 each before carrying on to the final. However (twist on twist) winning housemates are twinned with loosing housemates so the minute a winning housemate goes into the diary room and asks to leave the door to the house the main house is locked, the housemate immediately exits and is replaced by their twin from the loosing house. The twin will also inherit the £5000 from the exiting housemate. And none of the winning housemates are warned about it!

Sinister - that's sounds so confusing. Can you email me précis after each show to tell me what's going on please

I'm a traditionalist so hate anything that isn't exactly as it was in series 1. I hate all HMs until the last two weeks, unless they're pretty boy fitties who walk round half naked all day and scousers, I love a scouser. And all the tasks will be rubbish, except the electric shock task which is the best one ever.

CAN.. NOT. WAIT

That sounds good Sinister. Definitely agree about chucking out the "I want to leave" whiners.

I hate it until we lose about half of the housemates.

I'd love to see anyone who starts the "I wanna leave" nonsense shown the door immediately!

Ahh Redcrayons xx my BFF PWB

Hello! I didn't realise there was a new thread or a start date

Just checking in!

PWB scandal.. have just found out that oir PWB Dr AnyFucker is going to Ibiza in July.

We need a locum

Hiya Felix!

Solebizzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Evening PWBs. One week to go.

Heard the lineup on radio so it was very early this morning, sounded horrible, didn't know anyone except Sam fox, lady Colin Campbell thought she was in it before, loads of foreign sounding names!

Anne loves Lady Colin Campbell to bits. She will be so pleased xx

House pics tomorrow.

Housemates in 'lock down' from today , so Rylan said more news revealed when that's all happened.

I shall be scouring the net for news.

Those are the people in CBB, not normal BB.

So sadly I'll have to wait for Lady CC.

Pinch punch first of the month I'm excited.

Emma has announced two houses

Just in case some can't click

Thank you Red for the link.

I'm liking the two house idea and the instant replacement for faux exiters. I wonder how long it'd take them to catch on.

Damn it-can't resist any longer-must....join.....thread!!

Ha ha Haggis, you're one of us now. Cancel any plans you might have for summer.

house

Blimey that living room would give me an eye and headache! Surely they need soothing magnolia......

Can't. Resist. May I join you ladies? Loving the 2 house idea!

Hi Haggis!

Welcome Ohif!

Bang goes summer!