Big Brother - Pre-series chat - Calling all PWBs, lurkers and lovers of rubbish TV

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

It can't be far off now, so how about a little chat?

Rumours of a mix of celebs and normals - although how we are meant to tell the difference with their definition of "celeb"?

There has been a massive extension on the house, so something is definitely afoot.

Anyway, settle down, get out your drinks and snacks, it is going to be a long ride!

Checking in for some fun and frolics!

Hey Choccy

Hello lovelies

Are we limbering up

Evening scoop!

Yes, all ready - are you ready to snack, rap & moan?

Well Hello Anne

I can't wait for my rappin' moanin' groanin' fix

Avec much snackin'

Ooh Scoo oo oops I wanna be like you ooo ooo

I wanna rap like you, moan like you ooo oo ooo

You see its true oo oo a PWB like me e e

Can learn to be just ust ust like you oo ooh

Well hello Sole cub

Haha! Just saw Janice d faking a fit after a bee sting-can't wait for this summer!

Haha Scoop

one more day.....

I'm letting you all down, PWBs. I have signed the DCs up for extra sports training tomorrow night, so won't be back till 9.30. Wtf was I thinking, encouraging hobbies. And I've also let them negotiate a post 9pm bedtime. I need some trumped up some early bedtime punishments. Oh and I've forgot to get snacks when I was food shopping, so I've nothing exciting in.

Mary - shame on you.

record Love Island and watch BB with the PWBs! You know it makes sense.

Red - tell them that they weren't smiling enough at training and so need to go to bed early as they are clearly over-tired.

I think I may re-style myself as a parenting guru.

I am utterly discusted!

Red and Maryz my hoffice NOW

I'm going to have to put Ds to bed tonight even though it's not my turn, so I can have a definite pass for tomorrow. I want to be saying I hate them all as they go in live.

9pm C5 - Big Brother: Live Launch

Emma fucking Willis opens the door to the Big Brother house, allowing this year's Housemates to enter .

But.. they are not alone and should be prepared for paranoia and suspicion.

Prepare for arguments PWB'S

Maryz will be the first PWB to meet Dino Dan. Our new pet to help ward off trolls..

Oh yes, Sinister, the "I hate them all" chat is almost as good as the "who are they??? I've never heard of them" chat in CBB.

Dd is in hospital It seems really inappropriate to say I'm going to miss watching with you lovelies..but I am.

Mary - move away from wine and on to spirits - much less calorific!

Gosh, parenting tips and healthy-living advice in less than an hour. Maybe I should become a Life Coach?