Neighbours Thread - Is Lassiter's the most dangerous hotel in the world?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Starting a new thread ready for the dramas of next week.

Can't believe I'll be on holiday when the all the excitement is going on. That was seriously bad planning.

If Paul dies then I'm not coming home.

My wish list for death: Amy, her son, her mum, Sonya, Ben & Steph.

Just watching today's and am gutted that Paige has already come round from the punch. I was hoping she might die.

Anne

We were all thinking it Anne she would've been raised to saintly levels though and everyone would remember her fondly and talk about her forever. She needs to have a proper downfall.

Ok I'm totally confused. When Tom Quill left, I thought it was to take his brother with him to go and live with his dodgy sister whose name I can't remember but who had the one night stand with Kyle. But then there was his little brother Archie Quill or whatever his name is in that scene with Jimmy and Charlie. So who is looking after him if Julie's in prison?! Also, I really don't want Archie Quill to surreptitiously become a main character like Charlie because he is so irritating

Archie is staying with his aunt Tom said

I don't want Tyler to become awful by association with Paige.

I also don't have time in my life for school kids arguing. I just don't care.

Ok phew- Archie hasn't been abandoned (although he is a dreadful character, so let's hope his aunt moves away ASAP and takes him with her). I couldn't care less about the kid arguments either.

Tom mentioned in passing to Aaron that Archie would be staying with an Aunt to finish school on Oz because there aren't any school in Dubai obviously!

Anyone taking bets on how long it will take Paul to totally discredit terese and get Lassiters back?

I'm not sure why Brad is making such a fuss abut the boxing when it was him shouting at Paige that got her knocked out in the first place. I really wish she would leave and take Piper with her

So if I were Gary, I'd have returned the money I owed Paul, and then when he threatened to frame me for stealing if I didn't take the business plan from Terese, I would have gone straight to Mark and told him everything. Ok, Paul would still have him fired, but maybe Steph would refuse to let him go. Problem solved.
Why couldn't Paul just sneak in and get it himself?!

Because it's a shit storyline dippy!!

Yes that is true!

Why didn't Charlie just stand up in the bin and open the lid?

bloody Charlie and his lazy legs!

I'm not sure how much action Amy's bloke is hoping to film. Looks like he might be going for an ankle shot when they get down to the nitty gritty

Paul must get Lassiters! Bloody Terese. Mind you, I don't hate her as much as I hate fake Lauren.

And Paige. Paige Paige Paige. She need to FTFO.

Wasn't Charlie locked in? Yes, that Amy story line is weird.....

Handy that she kept the outfit though.

YES!

I thought he must be Clawdy, because why else would he spend the night in the bin, but when Mark rescued him he just lifted up the lid!

Amy's outfit is bizarre. I see people wearing less at the local supermarket. Agree with Hunter - how lucky she kept it!

I have just realised I still haven't watched today's. Will watch it now.

Paul needs to get Lassiter's back.

Amy's sexy maid outfit is definitely much more substantial than what she wears for an average day at the yard! It's so funny when Neighbs tries to do "sexy"

Oh my God. Mr Oodigawa (sp???) Junior???

This is bizarre, even for Neighbours. And I speak as someone who remembers Bouncer's dream.

The Udigawa scene was so amazing! I've been wondering whether he would ever make a comeback, even as a passing reference but this, this was beyond my wildest dreams! It's like that bit in Dumbo where they drink the champagne and have a weird trip

Who the hell is Udigwa? I assumed at first that some kid had won a walk on part in a competition.

Why couldn't Paul just sneak in and get it himself?!

Because of his often conveniently forgotten bad leg. Makes it hard to sneak!

The original Mr Udigawa (presumably this Udigawa's father) was a regular guest part back in the days of Paul and Gail etc in the late 80s/early 90s. He was the boss of Lassiter's Tokyo and used to come over for important meetings with Paul and Helen Daniels etc. This was just a weird development though, unless Udigawa junior is the key to getting Paul back into the hotel because of the historic business relationship between Lassiters Erinsborough & Tokyo....