Neighbours Thread - Is Lassiter's the most dangerous hotel in the world?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Starting a new thread ready for the dramas of next week.

Can't believe I'll be on holiday when the all the excitement is going on. That was seriously bad planning.

If Paul dies then I'm not coming home.

My wish list for death: Amy, her son, her mum, Sonya, Ben & Steph.

I imagine they got seized with everything else as it was around the time he got broke or maybe they were the reason? Can't remember now

Whyyyyyyy why WHY won't they get rid of Paige?! She is awful! She's clearly going to get with Jack... They're on the titles!

The new build houses did get seized as a asset when he went bankrupt

Agree the sexy maid attire is not sexy

It was so ridiculous when Jimmy was lying on the floor writhing in pain & as Amy was running down the steps there were people just beyond her on the road who had a clear view of an injured small child but weren't reacting at all!

Paige, Lauren and Brad all need to die a horrible, slow,painful death. And then never be mentioned again. Loved Steph's hair today

They probably know he's a little shot so were in no hurry.

How handy of Karl to be cycling by at just that time!

Mark is the worst policeman- 'I'm just gonna bully you by crap interrogation until you say what I want, all while I'm not actually on duty and probably breaking all kinds of ethical rules by getting involved in cases right on my literal doorstep'

He's the only police officer that does any work since Matt died though. Just as Karl is the only doctor in a whole hospital. Now he doesn't have off air and has given up writing I'm wondering what his next second income will be.

I don't know what's the matter with Neighbours at the moment, they've turned Paul into some awful pantomime villain who doesn't care who he hurts to get what he wants. I don't ever remember him being this bad before. He just needs a Dick Dastardly tache to twirl theatrically.

Jack was so right when he told Paige she only thinks of herself .

Xanthe needs shaking until her teeth rattle in her head to get the message through to her that her father is a cleaner and not likely to be able to afford thousands of dollars for one occasion.

Surely this is just going back to classic Paul? He Burnt down the waterhole, he strangled Harold, slept with his wife's twin sister, money laundering etc

I like that we are seeing why Xanthe was the way she was when she first came in. She's a teenager and many of them are not very aware.

Still seems unlikely that even Xanthe would assume her dad had limitless supplies of cash.

I quite like pantomime villain Paul, it's how he's meant to be!
I'm really hoping Jack chooses the priesthood over Paige. She's probably my least favourite character ever. She has no redeeming features!

The whole Paige thing reminds me of Kate- we were supposed to like her but she was godawful! Piper and Tyler have grown on me a lot - just don't understand why her parents are so anti. Neighbours is full of a lot of waste-of-space characters at the mo.

And surely Paul is biding his time to get revenge on Gary for the prison incident? Or have I missed an episode and it's already happened?

I think Paul isn't out for revenge with Gary - they have bonded over the shared experience - yes Gary left him to it but he understood why. He's gone after those who put him in there in the first place.

I dislike Paige - her character doesn't work in the timelines and correct neighbours history so shouldn't exist - can we make Lauren wake up and realised the whole past couple of years have been a dream and she and Brad never had Paige nor got together now?

Lucy's coming back soon - wonder if she'll bring her baby? or if the writers have forgotten that storyline.

I imagine Chris will be looking after it in New York lol

In homage of Paige
metro.co.uk/2016/01/23/11-most-annoying-neighbours-characters-ranked-5638992/

Is Libby coming back? The Kennedys were talking about "the next occupant of that room" not liking a poster & today Susan told Gary that they were hoping the new English teacher would arrive soon.

Amy as a tutor, are they for real??

Loved the annoying characters link - thanked

How can you have an Annoying Neighbours list without Kate being at number 1? She's not even on the list! How is that so?

My list would also include Steph (although she is being less annoying at the minute), Kerry Bishop, Julie Robinson, Lyn Scully and Max Hoyland.

Kate was horrendous! I'm also not a huge fan of Sonya (sacrilege perhaps) or Libby. I really hope Libby isn't coming back- I don't think I can take Libby & Steph rebooted for the nth time!

I can't stand Sonya. She ruined Toadie. I still hope Dee will return and Toadie will kick her into touch.

God if they resurrect the Libby & Steph friendship I will explode. Steph will immediately ditch Brennan and chase after Libby's latest squeeze.

Yeah I was expecting the list to just be Kate over and over again.
I quite like Sonya, I think I'm the only one though! I think her and Toadie and really cute together.

Libby's going to come back & she'll be chatting to Steph about Belinda & let slip that she once had a fling with a woman. Cue lots of curious looks at each other, one drunken night, embarrassment, angst & eventually they'll announce they're a couple & Karl & Susan will be shocked but accept it because Steph was already practically family. Toadie will make some inappropriate comment. Then after a few weeks Steph will decide to move to Fiji to be closer to Charlie, Libby will go with her & for some inexplicable reason they'll take all the irritating characters with them, new people will move on to the street who are less annoying.

I hope...