Emmerdale- are we in the least bit bovvered what happens in The Dales right now?

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the last thread got to 1000 (took 2 and a half YEARS )

So:
Paddy and Rhona off to Germany with Marlons blessing.
Why did Rhona say "Pretend you fell off a horse" to explain his bruise. He's a Vet. He could've been kicked by any sort of animal, he's the most unlikely equestrian ever.

Eric- something going on with him. Not just a touch of dodgy tummy, I reckon he'll have something serious and bowel related (a slow burn storyline )

Holly- can't stick her, whiney irritating little twerp.

Charity, you are not the hottest thing to walk the Dales. Go Away.

Ashley

Chrissie/Andy/Robert .
Chrissie and Robert are talking . Is there going to be another Sudgen Brother Love Triangle? (Yawn)

He's ex wife was just lurking round for all of 5 seconds and knew it was fake. When know one else has spotted mental illness or fake pregnancy

Surely as a doctor, Jermaine would recognise Belle's deteriorating mental health? I would have thought so

where did the dog come from. locky was talking about him like hes had him for years but ive never seen him before. i wonder if now he as done his lassie scene (finding belles coat) he'll dissappear
carly carrying marlon home, yeah ok

yeah, and as if she would bin Pete off to go with MARLON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ive seen the dog before,a while back though

I'm watching last week's omnibus. Didn't believe that Chrissie's appalling acting could get any worse but it did.

Why has Aptil turned into such a brat overnight and mumbled so many of her lines I couldn't understand what she was saying.

And I agree about Lochlan's huge arms - where on earth did they come from?

The Whites have had Dog since they arrived.

Yes, Lachlan could have seen off an intruder with one swipe!

In tonights episode - does anyone recognise the actress who played "Maggie" (in the house , gave a tip off to Charity)
I missed the credits but I'm sure I recognise her

Sophie mercer I think

I don't know 70isalimit, I'm only half watching it lately, Chrissy is an awful actress, trying to be a baddie is not working, she's no Kim Tate.

I remember her from when she played a mechanic in River City a few years ago.

Big conincidence last night that Holly's ex dealer knows Maggie

its getting bloody stupid now, bloke threatens charity with a baseball bat, sam eventually tells cain where she is , turns up in time to find charity as disarmed the bloke knocked him out and sitting on his back.
i even started doing the batman theme when cain left the pub to rescue charity

Charity and Cain is so tedious. He and Moira were so good together - why ruin that to rehash the old nonsense with Charity. I'm getting so fed up with her wide-eye one expression fits all routine.

It really amazes me how some people Chrissy for example can earn a living being an actor when they plainly can't act! Her hysterical "He's got a knife" episode was so bad it was hilarious. She has also been at the one expression fits all school of acting - everything is done with the narrowed eyes and talking out of her barely open mouth to try (and fail miserably) to sound serious and menacing.

what does lawrance actually do, he seems to have pots of money but never seems to mention what business hes in

agree about the pots of money

didnt he have something to do with farm machinery

Yes think that was it seasidesally, or ride along mowers or something

I'm really annoyed they've gone back to Charity and Cain, very bloody tedious.

Wonder will Rakesh take part in the Indecent Proposal, he's no Robert Redford that's for sure.

I get that Cain and Moira might have problems and break up but to go back to Charity ?! Really ? Lazy writing and disappointing storyline that's been done too many times before

Soooooo annoying Cain has got with Charity....I loved him and Moira together!

Chrissy is worst actress ever!! and that annoying fringe.....

Hehe...Lachlan's arms....been secretly working out in the big house!

Chrissy and the woman they play her are so awful. I have to fast forward through most of it. That horrible squeaky voice and face she pulls wind me up!
Also, I know rakesh shouldn't have grabbed her but did she really think he'd be happy about her messing him around?!

Im behind from being on holiday so only just watching the Andy exit episodes.
Cringing at Chrissie with the knife, the fake tears every episode!

Robert is by far the most watchable character in it. usual I'm joining you with the slight Robert crush