First Dates ♥♥♥ let's be that fly on the restaurant wall

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Roll up Roll up again and then more and more and then who knows.

Oh god, she's pissed now. Pissed and pissed off.

She drinks wine out of the bottle in bed - don't think he's missing much!

Terry has dodged a bullet there

I would love hair like Maria's.

Cor Maria is gorgeous.

I don't think he's going to be the one for her.

Yes, as much as Terry was trying too hard, Levana was errr, not portrayed all that well.

We're being spoilt tonight, now Stuart the medium is giving it out.

Maria does have lovely hair.

I'm so sorry for Maria, having to date this guy. He's so boring.

Chin chin - I say that, I must be boring too!

Maria seems lovely

I don't warm to him

I don't think Maria is ready. But she is lovely and his 'run' me joke was grim.

Should've said rub!

I really liked Maria, I want her to get a very happy ever after

Bastard Luke. Grrr.

Ooo dating for 3 months

There we go. Goodnight All.

What happened with the young sweary woman and her date? They didn't say!

I don't think that guy is the right one for Maria, but I'm so glad he didn't reject her - I don't think she would've coped with that.

Night night

I was really surprised that Maria and the pilot ended up together I didn't think they would

I just watched it on +1, good grief - Maria is 47!!!! What a beautiful woman, and she came across so well. Paul was obviously very nervous and probably thinking "Why tf would she even look twice at me?!" but hopefully he's a bit more relaxed now.
Levana was like something out of a Martina Cole novel, and Kim was definitely a tremendous pain in the arse but I also think a lot of it was bravado and she really misses her dad .

I think you've summed it up just right really Margot.

Imperial, if they don't give any update I think it's just gone nowhere. Sometimes one of them comes back to try again.

Last night they said that the electrician from the first pair ghosted the trainee teacher from Bridgend, Stuart and Mario had drinks and Maria and Paul had been dating for three months. Kim and Jack the wine man and Levana and Terry the returner, were the ones that didn't take off at all.

Next episode is on Monday at 9pm.

Why does it keep changing night and time?

Do you mind if I watch on catchup and post a bunch of posts all together of how I am feeling?

I wonder how embarrassed the staff are when they have to have scripted conversations about how a date is like a perfect cocktail.

Is being called "like something off Baywatch" a compliment?

"It girl". No. Fuck off.

Ooh, a returner. I like that they do that.

This week on the Guilty Feminist podcast Sally Phillips was talking about being in Veep saying "I am post-menopausal".

So I quite like that this woman say "childbearing days are over" in a robust fashion.