Celeb Big Bro Thread 9 - Keeping it real with fake tan, fake tears, fake relationships, fake death, and now a fake pregnancy!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

What will happen to the designer vagina when the fake baby arrives?

Scotty t has put a bit of weight on hasnt he....still wood though!!!

I know a Cosmopolitan is a bit of a SATC cliche, but I really love them

Me too Anne.

she certainly does AF

Aaw Red, come into the fold for some comfort.

Sole, I'd love my trotters doing too

Cosmo's a good choice too AF

Anne did you ever doubt it? Hmm? Hmm?

Sole - I've had a cold and a poorly child.

Not watched since Kristinas eviction.

Darren take that towel off! Yes Archie should never have been bumped off!

Could do with a tardis to get all my 'shit' here.

< channeling my inner Megan >

Oh! It is the jail thing we voted on!

Woo-hoo! My choices!

I didn't recognise Scotty then

Steph will go but i wont her to stay and suffer

Omg GC you are a lazy cah.

Great thread title btw Anne

Aloo Aloo Big Brother

Cosmo's rock. Poor Red. Good grief what is WRONG with bloody Gemma? Stupid cow.

Ooh MizK I like them (lots) , I also like a sea breeze

Err didn't she sit in there the other day ?

Never, Enrique. NEVER.

She is fucking movement-phobic!

Selfish cow, at leasr 2 fails in task due to her refusing things.
Im annoyed for them!!

I like most cocktails except ones with whisky

Christ she's hysterical

Go then,Gemma

Claustrophobic?

Lying cow.

Oh ffs. .

Costrofobick lol

Smirking John is loving this.