Celeb Big Bro Thread 8 - Quick! Order more onions! John is running out of fake tears

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

So who is John going to moan to (between his monologues about how awful GC is) now Kristina has gone?

Quite Anne

Haha haaaa at Nan's impression

I feel like taking up smoking so I can have D&G smoking pumps!

Goofy.

I like Jeremy's boots. Not for dh, for me!

i think the shoes she goes outside for a cig,might be wrong

What are 'D&G smoking pumps'

I imagine they are wine-coloured velour and padded satin, to match a smoking jacket, scoop.

Oh vom vom 'greenies'

I'm heaving

HOW MUCH SHIT IS THERE IN THE HOUSE?

Are they all bloody incontinent?

Grotesque description Daniella

Thanks Anne

I need to get a pair

Love the way nan fucker completely neglected to mention the babies !

Anbe lmao

they must be up to their ears in shit

Why did they bother theming the decor of the house and then not mention the theming in any of the tasks?

Jeremy was quite sweet with the twins :)

OFGS ,megan stop backing down,she was in the wrong

Good point Anne

So sweet patience

Patience, I thought the same.

I'm pretty certain my ovaries nearly exploded actually.

'Her drawers all over the Ockey'

Oh my goodness that's very Eric Bristow

Oh look! Jezza is going to have a moment of clarity! "It's not them, it's you"

I knew it

I knew I hadn't dreamt it

Steph is so giving me the rage,grrrrrrrrrrr

Danyella has her shit together. She's not wrong.

Steph has done that classic thing of entering BB to show people who she really is and it's shown up who she really is

The twins still might end up in the pool.