Celeb Big Bro Thread 8 - Quick! Order more onions! John is running out of fake tears

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

So who is John going to moan to (between his monologues about how awful GC is) now Kristina has gone?

Me too only one ! I don't know why but I can't hate her

Yes she spends any money she earns on 'her shit'

Hello BC

Too far with the shit man

You can tell the level of tantrum by how wide her nostrils go either side of her face.

Same ere Thorny.

Boak! Gemma's hooves!

Blimey GC is flexible

Hello Dowser!

Is Megan being sponsored to say "shit" as many times as possible?

Urgh I really didn't need to be reminded about GC's designer vagina

Has somebody used a clicker to count how many times Megan says "shit" ?

She absolutely is like a toddler Anne, you are right!

John was trying g to see if her designer vag was genuine designer

I don't like Megan's rants but to be fair I keep my shit in good order and I'd be raging if someone disrespected it. SO.THERE.

Has she really had a designer vagina?

so in stephs eyes she dosent have to take any responsibilities for the soaked tracky SHE borrowed and wore

okayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Sole, I don't think he'd know if it was designer or charity. Surely he isn't that familiar with them?

Norris McWhirter is probably there seeing if she can go in the Guinness Book of Records, AF.

WTF is with the fake babies?

Norris McWhirter

Faaaasand o paaaaands o gear

Smoking pumps

Ffs

What are 'D&G smoking pumps'

Gemma just.fuck.off

To be fair, they don't really need fake screaming babies in there whilst they've got Steph & Megan in there.

Faaaaaahsaaands of paaaaahnds. They have RHINESTONES in them don't you know