10000 BC is back - and now there are two tribes so twice the hopelessness!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Starts Monday 10pm Channel 5.

Who's in?

It gets better.

"When you come home, you've got a son"

"Who's the mum?"

"Me"

If that's actually like it sounds then you'd have thought DNA like his would've died out not long after 10000BC.

am imagining our facial expressions.

Anne and Enrique

AF

That's about right, Enrique!

She will watch this back and put two and two together and realise he has been shagging around.

Sounds like Jay's girlfriend would be better suited to the Tribe than lots of the others. They should ship her and the new baby out there.

Oh God, they met on an 18-30 holiday! Do they still do those?

What an idiot.

Health and Safety Central as John shoots arrows at the empty notempty hut.

And not to apologize either

Come on naked Dave!

Ugh. Jay didn't manage to wash his hands properly then on the long journey home.

Why does the female leader look like her hands are made put if campfire wood

*out

Oh my goodness, it looks like they might actually catch something other than a crayfish tomorrow!

Dunno, several of them do, lack of utensils?

Anyone want to arrange a date on Friday night? (First Dates)

Oh yes Enrique, but we've got this again tomorrow night!

Aaah yes, we have, but I don't want to be at the bar all alone. Am planning which cocktail to order and what to wear already!

I will not stand you up Enrique!

If you're there first order me a large G&T. And don't get lube all over the bar stool.

I'll try not to

Meanwhile, round the back of the hut at 10pm?
Tell no one. Well, you can tell AF, but she'll know anyway and be there before us, with a fishing rod, a coracle and some homemade charcoal eyeliner just in case

I have a supply of Nancy dressing gowns and an animal bladder full of homemade sloe gin

See you there. I will bring some foraged (from Aldi) snacks.

I still covet the Nancy dressing gown.

Someone needs to send out a search party for Roussette.

Excellent work on the foraging Ray Anne

Rousette probably found the elderberry wine way back when and she'll turn up in the floor of AF's coracle, all dishevelled and disorderly

I'm watching Michael Palin in Nepal, he's struggling and sounds awful. It's such brilliant light and so crisp but you just know there's no air.

Excellent work on the foraging Ray Anne

Rousette probably found the elderberry wine way back when and she'll turn up in the floor of AF's coracle, all dishevelled and disorderly

I'm watching Michael Palin in Nepal, he's struggling and sounds awful. It's such brilliant light and so crisp but you just know there's no air.

I'm watching When Harry Met Sally.

I wish I'd found the elderberry wine.

Oh the pre-show warning reminds me of CBB!

starts on Enrique's sloe gin

Be careful Anne, it's a potent vintage
Here we go.

I have no fear, Enrique.