10000 BC is back - and now there are two tribes so twice the hopelessness!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Starts Monday 10pm Channel 5.

Who's in?

I think you're right Roussette - Poncho-gate.

What was the row/libel about?

all those mozzie bites are painted on, aren't they ?

Ponchos I think.

The woman who is in charge is a tad irritating with her soft voice.

I love this programme . It's so hilariously awful I just love it.

I think the row was about a missing poncho and someone threatening to sue or something equally exciting!

Some of the bites look infected unless someone's been at my whiteboard markers.

I didn't get the gist of ponchogate.

Running behind here.

holy christ some of those men are seriously unattractive

if they were the last men on earth I would be celibate, put it that way

You've not missed much Vertigo. Bare bottom fisherman chap has just been on. Not a pretty sight.

Yep AF. Pot bellies, missing teeth etc.

There's a couple of yung 'uns but they seem to lie around doing not a lot

What's his name,, the Snake leader? not the sharpest is he, says they don't need to tell the Crays they have coracles, but also says they can borrow them. How will that work then?

They have suspiciously clean and in some cases, smoothly bouffant, hair

but feet and hands caked in shit

how does that work then ?

If they had brains, Enrique, they would have stayed at home.

6 weeks to go????

Why would you leave the tribe with food and go to the one with no food.

Just missed that bit not concentrating. Has that guy gone to Snake tribe then?! Sensible. Even less food. Have they said he can join them? Perhaps he needs t set up his own tribe on his own

Apparently he wants to join them, yes. I don't know if they want him (another mouth to feed) though. I had to let AnnePup out for a wee and missed a bit.

Both of not concentrating on the matter in hand then

Fair point about the brains.

George, the guy who deflected is ex army and not a quitter (remember that) so I guess he's seen as an asset, although his sensitivity to the arguments suggests he's not the hard man he reckons to be.

That absconder George is a bit of a berk then isn't he.

He's leaving a fully set up camp that wasn't particularly arguing and going to a camp that has nothing.

Another bloody quitter. They should be forced to stay.

Who the four and a half is this bloke who's leaving???! Never clapped eyes on him before!

No idea. I don't recognise half of them.

That young lad looks like a young Ben Fogle

The fly infested water bottles are vile. The Snakes don't know they're being burned yet though do they.