Celeb Big Bro Thread 5 - Just when you thought it couldn't get more any more surreal than spider following

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

David Gest and Daniella seem the most rational and normal in there.

I never thought I'd be saying that.

Most importantly, what will happen to the shoes?

what a horrible face john just pulled

So what? He smokes, so fucking what.

John is such a two faced drama lama

John and Darren...can't believe he'd put his mate up!

mynfirst nomination is Sole, cos she's had 37 magnums and it's a slippery slope.. Next week she'll be in the gutter. It's for your own good. Love ya really.

Smoking cigarettes doesn't lead to drinking in an addict. It's generally considered the addiction that is the "safest" although obviously not from a health point of view.

How patronising of John, what a shame I liked him and now I think he is a knob

Any excuse Red. You've never liked me

Kristina is pregnant by Ben Cohen's baby

husband stealing slut

Sorry - NOT a fan

Public must've seen through John tonight

Oh. I stand corrected. I only know about food addiction. Magnums do not count

Don't hold back stop

Mmmmmm magnum!

I can feel my gall bladder grumbling at the thought!

John is either brutally honest or wants Darren out so he can win

That said - Darren is not that much of a favourite - anyway he has lost him now

Whats wrong with david ?

Pass me a magnum.....pleaaaaaaase

Dowser

david's scalp looks so sore

Megan is like a walking corpse

I had some Vienetta tonight. It was very meh.

Red

Not you Sole that was to GC.

See Sole, you'll be moving into a crack den next week. magnums are a gateway ice cream.

Stfu Megan

I wish someone would put me in a magic room and I could come out bright and sparkling!

8 hours sleep would do for starters!