Celeb Big Bro Thread 5 - Just when you thought it couldn't get more any more surreal than spider following

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

David Gest and Daniella seem the most rational and normal in there.

I never thought I'd be saying that.

Most importantly, what will happen to the shoes?

John is a bad friend as well as a preachy bore.

I feel bad for Darren. I didn't think I'd like him but I do.

Hello Mistress ☺

35 fags in a day!!!

Hi Mistress!

John loves drama.

I agree Felix

DD is a serious addict.

I feel a bit sorry for Darren as well.

I think John realises he dropped a bollock

Hmmm some insincerity here

Sole

Hello Mistress.

John? et tu Brutus?

Oh shut up John you sneaky faced little toad.

John knows Darren can win, he wants him out, make no mistake. He was encouraging him to be more "himself" earlier. Code for stop being so nice you might win

I can eat 37 magnums before the first ad break and Sparkles must be on her 17th Southern Comfort now. At least.

Darren is a grown adult and it's his choice if he smokes. Aaargh John is making me angry!

John sees him as a threat

John is so 'holier than thou' isn't he.

Darren DOES have an addictive personality...

I want a magnum !!!!

And Kristina can shut it too. All I've sen her do is wash dishes and slag people off.

Could he be genuine??
[Maybe naive]...

I am addicted to crisps

Brutus, yes.

Smoking might lead to alcohol for DD so I can see John's point. He is daringly honest. Does himself no favours in that house. Or anywhere really.