Celeb Big Bro Thread 3 - Big hair, no hair, boob jobs, and designer vaginas. It isn't pretty.

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

So here we go - who is next out?

How much longer until BB realises we don't like them messing with the evictions?

We want back to basics!

Working.

Oh that sounds exciting Sole! Are you good at sewing?

I'm going to come to Birmingham for a catch up with you one day.

Anne

After I had written my post it dawned on me that my previous hairdresser is an ex Loose Women panelist. She told me a few things..

Come on Sole spill the beans

I hadn't threaded a sewing machine before and I practiced sewing up a small piece of calico. I threaded the machine myself too. It is easy. I hope to become good at sewing. We are making a cushion next Friday.

I have wanted to tell you in pm all day AnyFucker as this day has been a little breakthrough for me ☺but I imagine lots of people pm you and can get a time consuming for you.

The producer was vile. Cole en and Carol came to blows.

Really

Glad you enjoying the college thing Sole. I think sewing can be very therapeutic. I'm rubbish at stuff like that.

There was other stuff but it was five years ago. I cannot remember.

That's amazing! I have a little sewing machine but can't work it. You could give me lessons.

Who was your hairdresser???

I think I would probably come to blows with Coleen.

Nobody expensive. She is the voice coach Lisa Sister.

Oh I don't know her. haven't seen Loose Women for years.

Got to go to bed now - there's more birdsong than talking.

Night my lovelies!

Not Lisa doh! Zoe Tyler

Nn Anne x

Now whilst you lot have been wittering and talking about sewing machines, I have been finishing off a panel for a baby blanket that I am making. I had to breathe deeply after the Winston episode - and I knitted so fast that I was apoplectic!

Well you wouldn't normally see me around at this time in the morning but I've the headache from hell so I've popped in to see what ivemissed.

I too thought Jane McDonald looked a bit odd.

Thought rylan was excellent. 27 years old and he nailed it.

I don't tweet but someone should take channel 5 by the scruff of their necks for putting that stupid lipsync in the middle of our evening entertainment. Do they really want people to switch off.

You know the sound you get on tek me out when the girls reject the fella, well I just imagined that 3 mins in across the land when peeps saw it was Wally walliams. Then five minutes later that sound again when the other half who put up with ( like) Wally and realised that the show was shit.

I almost felt sorry for Mel b who actually knows its shit, trying to do her demented best to flog a dead horse.

Gruesome!

Re- sewing. I had to get a new machine last year to finish off my wedding bunting when my 40 year old one died on me. It's used mainly for when I buy clothes too big or too little for me in the sales so I can make them fit.

I only fell asleep during bots! DH has to send me to bed

Will catch up on the last segment today. But I thought Rylan did a great job interviewing that vile pig. What's got my goat with him so much is him saying we live in a democracy & people can live their lives as they choose to. Is he that ignorant to think being gay is a choice......he can't be surely?

Anyway thank god he's gone & I don't expect we'll be seeing much more of him.

Sole I had no idea you were also from these parts, hello fellow brummie (I'm just outside brum now mind u, but a brummie all the same!)

Is there some conspiracy here? My telly box didn't record last nights main show so I missed all the furore. Now on catch up its only showing the eviction and BOTS. What's going on? Why can't I see the main show?

Was it too offensive do you think? That they're not allowed to re-air it again??

Angie. She went nuts about Winston in the garden and how he could suck her big one. At the end of the eviction show they showed live feed from the house and she was ranting about him again. Apparently she's spent 30 years campaigning for gay rights. Yet she never once directly challenged him like GC did. Instead she said she was evicting him because she wanted to keep a lady in. Hmmm.

1wokeuplikethis I just watched it all back on catch up.

I've been thinking about this as I do when I can't sleep.

Who got him into this mess. Well obviously him for saying it in the first place but most people wouldn't know him from Adam when he went into the house so chances are none of the housemates knew his views.

So, in a way channel 5 dropped him in it.

Why?

Well there'd already been the situation with Tiffany and nancy. They'd had a word with him which seemed to go over his head so I think they decided to turn it to their advantage and exploit the situation.

Did they realise he was a ticking time bomb and with his pervy behaviour he was only going to get worse as the girls got a bit more lax in their behaviour.

Whatever the reason I think they wanted him out at all costs and rather than just remove him made it into ....I don't know...' show stoppable tv'.

What I can't understand is that they must have lost a good deal of their audience putting that stupid show in the middle of it.

Anyone else been thinking along these lines.

Yes , big cop out wild heart.

I was disappointed with her for that.

Ooh sewing chat! I run a small business selling handmade children's clothing. Here's a dress I made for my DD for Christmas

Who has surprised you? I actually like all the remaining housemates except Angie, Steph and Megan. I can imagine them three becoming more annoying. Daniella and Chris have surprised me, I thought they'd be OTT but they seem nice.

I 😘 Ryland.

Where's the dress Felix?