Mary Portas Secret Shopper

[RubyWoooo]

They're in a bridal shop.

'Can I get a drink?'

'Go to the petrol station'.

OMG

What a shower of shite!

I feel quite sorry for them.

They clearly haven't got a clue!

I'm feeling a lot of pity for them too. Seems like Mary is fighting a losing battle.

And her transvestite comment...CRIIIIIIIIIIIINGE

£72,000 in dresses they can't sell! Nightmare. Love the idea of taking the OTT stuff to the trans-event.

'These evening dresses are too much even for cross dressers'

It is an interesting episode

I totally disagree about him not cross dressing in the shop !

The highlight for me so far is the walkie talkie in the bridal shop

If I'd paid for a ticket on that train and had her serving me I'd be asking for my money back.

Wow that train is gorgeous

My god, they are so unprofessional.
Haircuts and dental consults needed all round!

Made me feel really uncomfortable and anxious for those train customers

I would have struggled to buy my wedding dress from them.

Scruffy pair with no clue really. Hopeless case I think.

Where the fuck did they get £16k from

Borrowed it I suppose.

Ahh that bride is beautiful.

Just switched over - what a gorgeous dress that girl had on.

That was fascinating.

I was only thinking they'd be utterly fucked without Linda and then it came up they'd laid her off.

They've got everything they need...and no business acumen whatsoever.

They laid her off ?! I missed that bit

And re-hired her.

It was in the closing credits Ken. I had literally just said to DH "she's too good for them, they'll push her out".

If Linda started up on her own, Janet and wassiname wouldn't last 6 months.

I live nearby, walked past that shop about 3 months ago on route to a friends.... It's getting back to how it was :(

Ark so sad to hear that