X FACTOR -it's the Quarter Final- and this week they are singing they are singing TWO songs each.

[Raahh]

Heaven help us.

Apparently, one song has been chosen by the public (when? how? ) and the other by their mentor.

Here they are-

Ché Chesterman
Hello - Adele (chosen by the public on Twitter)
Try A Little Tenderness - Otis Redding (chosen by Nick)

Lauren Murray
Firestone - Kygo ft. Conrad Sewell (chosen by the public on Twitter)
You Don't Own Me - Grace ft. G-Eazy (chosen by Rita)

Louisa Johnson
Love Yourself - Justin Bieber (chosen by the public on Twitter)
Jealous - Labrinth (chosen by Rita)

Reggie 'N' Bollie
Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae) - Silentó (chosen by the public on Twitter)
Dynamite - Taio Cruz (chosen by Cheryl)

4th Impact
I'll Be There - Jackson 5 (chosen by the public on Twitter)
Fancy Rich Girl - Gwen Stefani & Eve VS Iggy Azalea & Charli XCX (chosen by Cheryl)

NIce to see mash-us haven't been forgotten - it's a typical Binbag choice.

From the choices- Ché has the best of a very bad bunch, imo. I love 'Try a little Tenderness'. But I get the feeling he may over do it.

I am still recovering, and feel like I have been run over by tram. Plus I made the mistake of going Christmas shopping. I had to buy Ariana Grande perfume for my niece.

See y'all later

Do they hear something different to us?!?!

I'm going to have to hear the original. I've never heard it!

WTF is wearing Rita? Does she dress in the dark?

Is she deaf? That was awful!

What is chezza on tonight

I don't understand why the judges are standing up, unless they are making a dash to the bogs.

Poor Otis.

Collie the original is fantastic.

Colliejollychristmas do you really want to be shackled to such a pleb? Give him the shove, it's the kind thing to do.

Noel, I'll gasp with you at Collie .

Biffa is starting to tip over into 'Pissed Auntie at a wedding' territory

Aeroflot and Grimmy are wearing matching hair.

I've never heard the song either.

He's only 19? In dog years, surely?

Bof

Wtf are Louisa and Gobby dressed in now?

Louisa looks like a fish.

I guess even the judges can't watch this shit sober.

It's a fab song. It builds to a lovely climax. which was lacking in Aeroflot's version.

Flack is extra annoying tonight. And extra badly dressed.

dillite she is very giddy.

Double the Gob.

I am here (briefly, while MIL goes out for a faaag) What a shower of shit it has been so far.

Noisy- it has been.

Why is she wearing lacy knickers under her jacket?

I have brought out the cider. Tough times call for tough measures.

Hahaha! I'll watch the original in a min.

This show is all about the boob and lack of clothing.

Gobby appears to be dressed as a loo roll cover.

This is dire.