X FACTOR- this week the theme is 'Love and heartbreak' <yawn>

[Raahh]

Really? They can't come up with anything better?

Here is what the remaining acts are singing-

The Boys
Ché Chesterman: Yesterday - The Beatles
Mason Noise: Jealous - Nick Jonas

The Girls
Lauren Murray: We Belong Together - Mariah Carey
Louisa Johnson: Let It Go - James Bay

The Overs
Anton Stephans: One Sweet Day - Mariah Carey & Boyz II Men

The Groups
Reggie 'N' Bollie: Dangerous Love / Shut Up And Dance - Fuse ODG / Walk The Moon
4th Impact: Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera

I can't help feeling the 4 Binbags have been given something they know inside out.

No less than 2 Mariah tracks- I think Anton might be in trouble - hear the comments already 'that was a very obvious choice there, Simon' etc. Simon is down to one act and pissed off.

Surprised by the James Bay choice, it's a nice song, but not that well known.

And only the other week, I said SpunkyMason looked liked Nick Jonas- spooky.

DD2 and are are both ill- but we will soldier on. I will be back with lemsip and cake later.

Ass and stockings everywhere

Raffles- I think Simon wants out. By letting this year be as pants as it has been, he might get his way.

Louis candle is around. Christmas i will light three, one for him.
He is missed on this show.
' your like a little nick jonas' .. Err, thats the point!
Come back Louis n Dermie.

I don't like him. But this is OK.

Why is everyone singing through their fucking nose??!

I bet those dancers are dying to pick their pleather pants out of their crack.

Mason still having the ball dropping/willy stuck in a zip issues

And the dancers are needed why? ughh.

Don't want to see the dancers arses though. Am eating.

There was a lot of arse on that stage, even by X Factor standards.

Has he sung a Justin Timberlake song yet?

Squoosh, pleather in the crack.
Nice image! 😃

Loved his boyband lame stare at the end.

He is up his own ass

Hey? Did anyone understand what Rita said then?

And there are a few Jonas brothers about. Don't need another.

Mason is enough of an Arse by himself, he doesn't need extras

Noel I don't expect the feminist movement is something that troubles MasonAnnoy's consciousness too much.

An area surrounded by arises. How appropriate

He irrates me in a way lewis hamilton does!

Eh? For some reason my tablet has changed all my arses to areas!

What is with all the white outfits tonight?

It was pretty much Nick's version, Grimmy. It's not a song you can do much with.

Very awkward on stage, then.

This has been the worst night yet. Flat uninspiring performances. Disappointing.

The wardrope had white material over from the Bins for Louisa!
Is it 80s night on the quite?

fairy- maybe they are being sponsored by 'Vanish' ?