X FACTOR- this week the theme is 'Love and heartbreak' <yawn>

[Raahh]

Really? They can't come up with anything better?

Here is what the remaining acts are singing-

The Boys
Ché Chesterman: Yesterday - The Beatles
Mason Noise: Jealous - Nick Jonas

The Girls
Lauren Murray: We Belong Together - Mariah Carey
Louisa Johnson: Let It Go - James Bay

The Overs
Anton Stephans: One Sweet Day - Mariah Carey & Boyz II Men

The Groups
Reggie 'N' Bollie: Dangerous Love / Shut Up And Dance - Fuse ODG / Walk The Moon
4th Impact: Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera

I can't help feeling the 4 Binbags have been given something they know inside out.

No less than 2 Mariah tracks- I think Anton might be in trouble - hear the comments already 'that was a very obvious choice there, Simon' etc. Simon is down to one act and pissed off.

Surprised by the James Bay choice, it's a nice song, but not that well known.

And only the other week, I said SpunkyMason looked liked Nick Jonas- spooky.

DD2 and are are both ill- but we will soldier on. I will be back with lemsip and cake later.

Nasally right? I'm hearing nasal.

Have never heard this Mariah song before.

I don't feel having being introduced to it has enhanced my life in any way.

Yy Saga, it was as though she was holding her nose. And yelling.

Actually I take back what I said about Cheryl. I like her hair. Her eyes look like that meme about a panda with/without mascara.

It sounds very different when Mariah does it.

Cheryl is a beautiful woman, but tonight she looks old! She is young still though. Something going on.

They are really argumentative this week, the judges. And not in a jokey way, either.

Yes,because mariah can sing

Oh no! Flack's face is a different shade to her body.

It's because the judges have had to work a few weeks in a row now Raahh they are getting tired and mardy.

Ooh, yes i remember it has the sexy bloke from prison break in the mariah video!

Rita is just crap. Every time she opens her mouth I cringe

the bless them Must be hard.

Thered, yeah, si needs a break on his yacht. Cheryl wants to go to her French villa, Grimmy wants go to back up north and Ritah.. Dunno, another job maybe? It must be so hard being them.

The House of Fraser ad was a bit odd.

Louis needs to come back and be a guest judge.

Hard graft innit Raahh?
And how are you feeling now?

Has anyone lit the Louis candle for tonight?

Spunky needs to go home.

I preferred it last week when they didn't have all the crap filler.

Don't show your sexy side. Keep your shirt done up, don't do poo squats and don't grunt.

the- I am dosed up to the gills.

Sometimes it's the best way to watch this .

I can't stand this prat

Ah nice, the Sexist Factor is back then