X FACTOR 8pm- and this week the theme is 'Reinventions' a.k.a 'making it their own'.

[Raahh]

Rubbish. And will probably produce a lot of John Lewis ad type versions.

And there is an overload of of mash-ups.

Here are the songs they are singing.

THE BOYS
Seann Miley Moore : California Dreamin' - Mamas & Papas
Ché Chesterman : You Can't Hurry Love - The Supremes
Mason Noise : Teardrops - Womack & Womack

THE GIRLS
Lauren Murray : Hold Back The River - James Bay
Louisa Johnson : Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
Kiera Weathers : Return Of The Mack - Mark Morrison
Monica Michael : Crazy In Love - Beyoncè

THE OVERS
Anton Stephans : All About That Bass / Bang Bang - Meghan Trainor / Jessie J
Max Stone : Somewhere Over The Rainbow / What A Wonderful World - Israel Kamakawiwo'ole / Louis Armstrong

THE GROUPS
Reggie 'N' Bollie : What Makes You Beautiful / Cheerleader - One Direction / OMI
4th Impact : Sound Of The Underground / Boom Clap - Girls Aloud / Charli XCX

Lots of interesting choices- smell a rat that Lauren is the only one who has been given something current in her group- and Kevin has been stitched up like a kipper with 'Return of the Mack'.

I might miss the beginning, as I have said I will go to a firework display. It's raining- I hope it carries on

See y'all later

Simons in a bad mood isn't he?

There was something in the paper saying he was drunk at some awards ceremony this week and making poor taste jokes. Which is meant to be very unlike him.

Paper reckons he's having a breakdown and realises that X factor is falling through the ratings! Apparantly more people watched Antiques roadshow last weekend than X factor.

Last week they criticised his dancing- this week they will criticise him for not.

Ooh- the first 'sick' one!

'My idea was to have a spotlight on me.' Wow. Revolutionary.

I hope his frote is okay.

We must be about the same age, Mum. I loved it too.

Oh frigging hell there's always someone with a bloody sore throat!

He looks like Jack Osbourne

So far, so only slowed down.

His frote is obviously sore.

His glands are up.

New glasses are in place, the terrible tash/beard combo must be the next thing to go?

Squoosh I was going to comment on his frote too

WhoTheFuckIsSimon I don't think Simon likes losing and he likes to be the one getting the better of the BBC by nicking its presenters.

I'm seeing a JL Valentine's day advert to this...

Best one so far though. Which isn't saying much, considering how horrendous they've all been.

so watch out for Fiona Bruce as a judge next year.

Does anyone else think that he looks like a chubby Leo DiCaprio or is it just me?

Yes, that's what current means, Chezza.

squoosh I almost spilt my beer laughing!

a place in the market - on the fish stall?

Nancy!

I'm not seeing it pickle, sorry! Maybe if I squint a bit?

Yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio's let himself go

Simon has one black eye. I want to give him a matching pair.

Bahaha C'mon Fiona!

I quite liked that song. My ears appreciate the lack of screech.

Oh 'nancy, bitchy!

I like it.

He really reminds me of him - how Leo looks now I mean.