X FACTOR 8pm- and this week the theme is 'Reinventions' a.k.a 'making it their own'.

[Raahh]

Rubbish. And will probably produce a lot of John Lewis ad type versions.

And there is an overload of of mash-ups.

Here are the songs they are singing.

THE BOYS
Seann Miley Moore : California Dreamin' - Mamas & Papas
Ché Chesterman : You Can't Hurry Love - The Supremes
Mason Noise : Teardrops - Womack & Womack

THE GIRLS
Lauren Murray : Hold Back The River - James Bay
Louisa Johnson : Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
Kiera Weathers : Return Of The Mack - Mark Morrison
Monica Michael : Crazy In Love - Beyoncè

THE OVERS
Anton Stephans : All About That Bass / Bang Bang - Meghan Trainor / Jessie J
Max Stone : Somewhere Over The Rainbow / What A Wonderful World - Israel Kamakawiwo'ole / Louis Armstrong

THE GROUPS
Reggie 'N' Bollie : What Makes You Beautiful / Cheerleader - One Direction / OMI
4th Impact : Sound Of The Underground / Boom Clap - Girls Aloud / Charli XCX

Lots of interesting choices- smell a rat that Lauren is the only one who has been given something current in her group- and Kevin has been stitched up like a kipper with 'Return of the Mack'.

I might miss the beginning, as I have said I will go to a firework display. It's raining- I hope it carries on

See y'all later

Noel Ahh, yes, the lovely forgettable Leon.

Fleur still thinks she won, doesn't she?

This is from the Asda ad, isn't it?

Acres of pleather.

Spunk eye! Hahahaha.....

Spunk in his eye and kick him in the shin and they call that "The Angry Pirate"

Garrrr.

Anyway.... The mic tapping is also winding me up.

Another Mac!

Isn't all this Rihanna-lite shite a bit dated now?

She's made it singing the Asda music

The audience looked very bemused at Fleur's entrance. He looked round with a WTF expression

She is wearing Janet jackson's hair

When I say 'he' ... I mean one of the audience

And I don't know why they make the performers wear poppies: the solemnity is somewhat undercut by the half-bare arse cheeks.

I don't like Fleur or her heur.

Fleur has her own line of clothes now too I think. Maybe she got a job lot of knock off macs?

Or Michael's maybe nancy?

Yes, she clearly thinks she is super cool.

Singing on an Asda ad.

Will she tap her pocket at the end?

Well this is a production and half isn't it! Bloody hell..

Feeling a bit overwhelmed!

I quite like this tune, it makes me want to get up and dance.

Well she showed the contestants up!

To make a sweeping generalisation I think many of our armed forces would appreciate a half-bare arse cheek.

Her look is definitely modelled on that JJ photo shot where the bloke cupped her boobs.

theredlion the hair belonged to Janet, the flasher Mac belonged to Michael

I like Fleur's song it's catchy.

Don't like her hair.

I quite liked the song too.

It was catchy. Like the diseases whe will catch, going out dressed like that.

Possibly more memorable than Ben Who?Nows? offering though.

Is it me, or is Slack looking particularly Patricia Hodge tonight?

Haha yes!

I confess to quite liking Fleur's song-made this years lot look like a pile of shite though