X FACTOR- It's Judges' Houses- and it is on ****SAT/SUN**** from this week (8pm).

[Raahh]

I nearly missed this, because I thought it was still only on on Sunday.

And I am REALLY disappointed- because Grimmy isn't in Oldham. He's in the Cotswolds. Probably a wise move.

Also, in a twist, tonight's is recorded- but the result as to who goes through (finally) to the live shows is live. I think. I might have got that wrong. No idea what anyone is singing. There will probably be Whitney or J-Hud, with a smattering of Bey-Bey.

And 4th Power have changed their name to 4th Impact. Thrilled by that.

I need nibbles.

See y'all later.

"You knew the drill". Oh shirrup Chezza

Alan would be a great name for a girl group!

They could wear beige anoraks.

Her category is 70% jokes.

Strewth

I think it's the five guys becklin

What the bloody fuck is she doing?

YOU ARE FUCKING JOKING!

She left the best ones behind!

They'll be going out first week I reckon

What the actual fuck????

She put through the worst of the remaining acts?

No. Really?
Did that really just happen?
All the ones who could sing went? The crap ones stayed?

It'll be the second group she chose put first. !

What a load of shite.

????
What the fuck ??

Plait Hat proper flounced off then

Wtf? This surely can't get any worse.

She fucks it up every year

So it's easy to get rid of the other 2 and make Simon's favourites look good

Caroline that dress and no-bra combo?!

The gospel girl group were by far the best!

The headhunted Philippino group are a bit creepy.

Clearly, nothing can stand in the way of 4th Impact winning. So, she couldn't let one of the decent groups compete.

Such a puppet Chezza, let's not pretend that was your choice.

Simon looks scruffy and Caroline flack has a 16yr olds dress on.

Those two will be the joke act

She doesn't look very well. I measured her for a dress years ago and she was tiny then, she really doesn't look well :(

She's picked the worse ones so 4th Power or whatever the fuck they are called will win.

This is a car crash. Caroline and Olly are struggling with live tv.

First glad I loved the green dress but now see the squashed boobs. It's just very badly fitting.

Cheryl seems to be chanelling the 80s.