X FACTOR- It's Judges' Houses- and it is on ****SAT/SUN**** from this week (8pm).

[Raahh]

I nearly missed this, because I thought it was still only on on Sunday.

And I am REALLY disappointed- because Grimmy isn't in Oldham. He's in the Cotswolds. Probably a wise move.

Also, in a twist, tonight's is recorded- but the result as to who goes through (finally) to the live shows is live. I think. I might have got that wrong. No idea what anyone is singing. There will probably be Whitney or J-Hud, with a smattering of Bey-Bey.

And 4th Power have changed their name to 4th Impact. Thrilled by that.

I need nibbles.

See y'all later.

The- I got a pointless answer on Pointless, due to my knowledge of Val and his lovely woolly jumpers and rocking chair.

I missed the boys selection programme so feel I've missed out on some Mason aggro.

Rita's got the pleather this week!

The terrible dress is distracting.

Rita's been raiding Britney Spear's wardrobe....

Rita is dressed as a madam from 1987

squoosh it is like Fame Academy.

They need the judges sitting on a balcony. That would make it better.

Rita'd better not take a deep breath or she might burst out of that.

I bet it's on Youtube squoosh and show us the Christmas jumper again

Good work Raahh see? That's not old, that's general knowledge, that is.

Someone in costume will get fired today........oh Simon's dress is lovely!

Fame Academy, forgot all about that!

How is this live from judges houses? (sorry to keep on, I've been drinking wine )

Caroline's dress looks like she's made it in a Textiles GCSE class

God, these two are terrible presenters.

Thered- general knowledge is very lacking in the yoof, I find. They are rubbish at Trivial Pursuit.

Which Crimbo jumper? I'm a stylish lady who bosoms have never been encased in a Christmas jumper!

I've been searching everywhere for a dress that will simultaneously squash my tits and hips to somewhere round my waist

Yes Fairy textiles GCSE!

Simon looks like he's just stepped out of one of those Hello! beach photo shoots.

Rita looks like a butt plug.

Oh god when they open the envelope that says Cotswalds

God I love Rome! I'm totes jel.

I'll have you know I won at trivial pursuit once.

There was a lot of fake excitement about Rome then.

Rousette- it isn't. They have recorded all the acts already. But they will find out 'live' who has gone through.

It is all a bit bizarre.

Noel better than Oldham though.

Noel will they send them to an airport to open that one too?

There it is Noel, there it is.

Squoosh on the tasteful Christmas jumper thread this week I was sure it was you who posted a very funny Christmas jumper photo.