X FACTOR- It's Judges' Houses- and it is on ****SAT/SUN**** from this week (8pm).

[Raahh]

I nearly missed this, because I thought it was still only on on Sunday.

And I am REALLY disappointed- because Grimmy isn't in Oldham. He's in the Cotswolds. Probably a wise move.

Also, in a twist, tonight's is recorded- but the result as to who goes through (finally) to the live shows is live. I think. I might have got that wrong. No idea what anyone is singing. There will probably be Whitney or J-Hud, with a smattering of Bey-Bey.

And 4th Power have changed their name to 4th Impact. Thrilled by that.

I need nibbles.

See y'all later.

Who the feck is she?

Thank you muchly Raahh I am exceedingly slow tonight nothing to do with wine of course

Ahhh, here you go redlion. Please believe me though when I say it's not mine!

The presenting is awful. They I am really missing Dermot.

Jess's shoes are absolutely hideous.

I can imagine the scenes at Manchester, when they opened the envelope to say 'Cotwolds'. I suppose they could fly daahn South still. There's a train station there though. Send 'em by rail.

That jumper is amazing.

On principle, I am not liking this.

Why is Olly Murs channelling Wolverine. Caroline Flack always looks like she's just got in from a night out. Agree that the dress is hideous.

That is every bit as splendid as I remembered it squoosh
It's a shame it's not yours, I was going to ask for a lend

Awful

Who is the woman with the fab ginger hair?

I don't like 'em.

Eminem was an interesting choice. Should have made them do an angry rap though.

Jess someone. Apparently she's 'very current' and everything she touches 'turn to gold'.

'Ere comes the halloween outfit girls

Jess Glynn? She sings that hold my hand song.

Last chance? They've been going 15 years, under umpteen guises. They will go nowhere.

Alien Uncovered? Why all the name changes?

This is Spinal tap for the 21st century

Evening all, nearly missed this!

Just had a look at a map, what are you all going on about - the Cotswolds is up north, it's well outside of the M25

Who is the woman with Chezza?

That was terrible . Bet they get through

You'll know her songs

Did she just say Alien Uncovered?
She's got her lampshade hat back

Pussycat Dulls, anyone?

They sound like a bag of cats.

Jess Glynne has matched Chezza's record of solo female number one singles or something. The fact Chezza held that record at all is somewhat depressing.

Oh ffs they are even worse.

I haven't watched x factor for a few weeks I can see I've not been missing much