X FACTOR- It's Judges' Houses- and it is on ****SAT/SUN**** from this week (8pm).

[Raahh]

I nearly missed this, because I thought it was still only on on Sunday.

And I am REALLY disappointed- because Grimmy isn't in Oldham. He's in the Cotswolds. Probably a wise move.

Also, in a twist, tonight's is recorded- but the result as to who goes through (finally) to the live shows is live. I think. I might have got that wrong. No idea what anyone is singing. There will probably be Whitney or J-Hud, with a smattering of Bey-Bey.

And 4th Power have changed their name to 4th Impact. Thrilled by that.

I need nibbles.

See y'all later.

Oh god, Anton. Help.

Was just thinking that.
Suddenly their voices seem
"Produced" rather than raw.

Maybe max Jennifer and anton will go through I think.

Ahh, Anton. Cancer survivor, dog owner, gurner.

Anton will be karaoke-esque too I think

Oh god please let Anton sing summat with a tune this time.

This one is a bit dramatic and emotional for my liking

She sounded a bit like a club singer.

When you do public speaking they press warm stones into your boobs to hide your nipples before photos. It does tend to leave a flat look. I'm guessing someone has just done it to Caroline...

I avoid this stupid process by just wearing a bra.

Who was the bloke in the window???

I can't wait for Anton's crazy eyes.

They are sounds produced in a recording studio, they would echo in that room

The mournful walks by the chateau walls needs the Hovis Dvorak music for the right touch of melancholy.

Look, a squirrel!! Can you stop talking now please?

Urgh. This is too much like the election section in nightclubs way back when.

Blimey. This song is absolutely ancient.

Bloody hell, this is ancient too. I would even welcome some 'current' Whitney.

And the 'ghost' looked like Andy Warhol.

I used to love this song

Erection! We didn't go in much for politics.

Is this a Carpenters song?

Simon has his dreamy face on. He will go through.

It's a bit Magic FM

I don't even know this song. I don't think I've heard it.

Didn't see the ghost, was it Louis looking for his job back

I absolutely hate this with a vengeance.

This has driven me to my second KitKat Chunky of the day.