X FACTOR- It's Judges' Houses- and it is on ****SAT/SUN**** from this week (8pm).

[Raahh]

I nearly missed this, because I thought it was still only on on Sunday.

And I am REALLY disappointed- because Grimmy isn't in Oldham. He's in the Cotswolds. Probably a wise move.

Also, in a twist, tonight's is recorded- but the result as to who goes through (finally) to the live shows is live. I think. I might have got that wrong. No idea what anyone is singing. There will probably be Whitney or J-Hud, with a smattering of Bey-Bey.

And 4th Power have changed their name to 4th Impact. Thrilled by that.

I need nibbles.

See y'all later.

Noisy- I remember it really well (not surprisingly)- she made friends with some of the ballet dancers, and got weight loss 'tips' from them. It was quite sad.

Sorry to bring the thread down, folks.

Back to slagging off the crap singers.

Bupsi wants to be Donna Summer, really, really badly.

Love the backing singers.
Whoopsi, just no

She won't be riding any ponies in that outfit.

I just find Boopsie sooo dated and I'm old so it must be

47? Maybe

Oh Raahh I had no idea, I can't send you a cake now, can I? How about an I'm sorry for being tactless ?
Stay well.

Bupsi strikes me as the sort who'd take rejection badly.

Ugh I feel soiled.

Does he like her because she's so Sinitta-like?

May I join in - if only to say yikes! I can't believe I missed the end of Strictly for this codswallop. And no way is Bupsy 37!

This is embarrassing, like the floorshow in Spearmint Rhino.

What a load of pony. Dh thinks ?hes an old nag!

Don't be sorry Raahh

so many kinds of wrong

maybe that's why they are telling them on stage - keep boopsie away from the knives when she gets a no

She's like a Benidorm Donna Summer. Woopsie indeed.

That's what I'm looking for in a popstar: a shit catchphrase.

I really wanted her to sing So Macho!

thered- don't be daft. I use MN to watch crap telly, I rarely mention anything serious. I love that occasionally I can say stuff, though. Because you are all aces

I'm 39 and I reckon Bupsie is old enough to be my mum!

Louis is a condescending twat. "Well done darling". Fuck off!

Coolio!

Now, Bupsi has to go through- because BeniDonna is a great nn.

I actually like this guy Max coming up. Not everyone has to be huge caricatures of themselves.

Hello Mam, pull up a bean bag, take the load off.

Love this.