CBB Thread 5 - The Final - Grab your lip gloss, eye shadow, wine, snacks and marker pens!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

So here we are, IFPWBs, it's the final! We've made it!

Couldn't have coped without you.

If Mr & Mrs Faker win I will be revving up the JCB.

I'm getting in cheese and wine!!!

Yay new thread!!

Final is nigh!!

Checking in...

Marking placd for final.
Am kind of glad it's over, what a bunch of knobbers

Again as always I like the person that everyone else hates. Why is that? . I will suck it up you lovely mumsnetters. I'm a big girl I can take it. But as long as the awful Austin doesn't win I will be happy. Not that impressed with game playing James either.

Chipstick, who do you like??

Oh no chipstick, you don't like Stevie and CJ do you? ! What I can't understand about the pair of them is why on earth are they engaged?! Fair enough to be in a distrastous relationship, many people have done it, you realise how incompatible you are/what a shit they are and move on. But Stevi has actually proposed and CJ accepted and they plan to spend their lives together! It's just bizarre, why would you propose to someone you don't really like and why would she accept a proposal from someone who clearly doesn't like her very much. Maybe it was a whirlwind romance. I hope they don't actually get married though!

I think Natasha deserves to win. But like you lot was cringing over her letter from home urgh.

Well I hope Austin, James or Cherie wins.

Please don't let it be that awful Stevi bloke.

Apparently Vicki Michelle is suing over the attack on bbots! She suffered whiplash and a concussion and was nearly blinded by the champagne glass. Just seen it on the Wright stuff!

The bathroom door has traumatised me. I've been wandering round the house this morning making Stevie sex noises.

"Oh Babe. Babe"

I was sick in my mouth listening to the bathroom door piece - euughhhh!! I don't actually mind who wins as long as it's not CJ & SR!!

Hope Vicki Michelle is suing Farrah directly!

Thanks for the new thread!

I am blowing off my WI meeting and the pile of sewing I have to do tonight in favour of watching the final. We are having fajita Thursday in celebration.

I'm actually looking forward to CBB ending so I can start going to bed early again.

Also traumatised by bathroom door Lickety spit....????

Anne thanks for thread ....just park up the JCB outside when you pick me up .... Honk loud I permanently have ear plugs in now to nullify CJ's foice.

Farrah not appearing on live final tonight

www.flashbitch.com/celebrity/celebrity-big-brother/farrah-confirms-she-will-not-attend-tonights-cbb-final.html

Live Final tonight

Channel 5 - 9.00pm to 10.45pm

BOTS

Channel 5 - 10.45pm to 12.35am

Live final checklist

All DCs in bed by 830 DCs have been conveniently arguing since getting back from school. Might punish them with an early sending to bed
Full control of remotes one of the many upsides of my H leaving
Sweet snacks Jaffa cakes, flake. Emergency pink Magnum On standby in case the fakers win
Savoury snacks have grated cheese ready for midnight cheese on toast
Booze beer in fridge
Lip gloss check
the Gail Eye don't think I own that much make up but I'll give it a go
CBB tattoos no sharpie will have to be biro

Ready and reporting for duty.

Red I love you

My live final checklîst

DS in bed by erm well that's where he is right now, he loves his kip.
Full control of remotes Lone parent one DS.
Sweet snacks Double Decker, ginger nut biscuits.
Savoury sack toasted cheese and malt vinegar sandwich.
Booze G&T with crushed ice.
Lip gloss Bright pink, check.
The Gail Eye Mascara on eyelids, check.
CBB tattoos Black biro.

Ready and reporting for duty.

My live final clipboard of dirty IFPWB deserter of shame list has been glittered and is ready.

Solebizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Don't like stevie think he is actually quite controlling however I know they come as a pair but its Chloe I like. I find her fascinating to watch. Mind you up until the final week in the summer I liked Chloe and look where that got us.

Early evening all. Wine is chilling and ready for this evenings excitement...I want Natasha to win. Is it wrong that I now fancy her, James and um, Bobby? I am very confused - in my defence it's been an unsettling, strange old year.....(well that's my excuse..... )

Chipstick I agree - I don't like him one bit! Real or not, I hope Chloe tells him to sod off.

I fancy James which is bonkers because I wanted to kill him when he was on the apprentice. I fancied Daniel on the apprentice.

Bloody hell I'm green with envy. I'm on the bus going to work. It stinks if weed.

Hi all.
Still not caring who wins