CBB Thread 5 - The Final - Grab your lip gloss, eye shadow, wine, snacks and marker pens!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

So here we are, IFPWBs, it's the final! We've made it!

Couldn't have coped without you.

If Mr & Mrs Faker win I will be revving up the JCB.

Me too, Felix.

Liz Jones was hilarious.

Not voting. I bet James goes like the clappers. Hmmmm maybe I'd best stop drinking.....

Black

have another, Black

Black - he'd be watching himself in the mirror the whole time though

Mrs Faker is not happy.

sorry Felix, I know....Anne Red, you are probably right!

Mr Faker DULL

If I never see these two again it will be too soon.

Mrs Faker is going to stab Emma.

He said he wanted a week off from her? Okaaaaaaaay.

He wants a couple of weeks off. He said it a couple of times.

Stevie is the human equivalent of the colour beige.

Mrs Faker is steely cold and not at all the emotional dry cry baby from the house.

There's no way in this world she'd be with anyone who called her babe

I'm late I know
I'm on the Sole clipboard

The fakers are gone

Emma looks like she needs a clipboard for door to door knocking for her conservative candidate canvassing.

It is very much a mother-of-the-groom outfit.

'Break in a spa'
My arse

I think I would spontaneously combust in that house.

Aaaaaaaaaaaw my Bobby!

Bobby

Scoop good evening

[peers over glarrrsizz>

He's all yours now Black!

Get yourself down to Borehamwood!

I always get Bobby Davro and Bradley Walsh mixed up

OMG I was sure it would have been Austin!