X FACTOR - Auditions Week 2- September 5th -**** 8.15****

[Raahh]

because keeping to the same time as last week would be too easy. Probably something to do with Strictly...

I can't find anything very exciting to say about tonight- and so far, it doesn't look like there are any returnees , which is disappointing. Oh, and after last week's Olly Murs ex- band mate, this week there is an Olly Murs tribute act performing. Only he sings 'Uptown Funk' not an Olly song, confusingly.

I have , but no nibbles. Will send dh out later

He looks like a hippy Lorraine Kelly.

I thought he looked like a 118 man.

Honey it would be great wouldn't it

I don't think his name is Zen.

He looks like a Sebastian.

In tune-ish but no power. I'm with Simon on this one.

EzraWannabe

You just know he has a Jim Morrison poster up in his bedsit.

He could be Jesus!!

Lets do the day out! I'll pay for my own ticket - well worth the money

Is that hair on his head or a dyed mop head?

Honeydragon- Like x 100

overactive hand

at dyed mop head

'Trying to focus on the music'

I am un-employed,.

They'll love this fella.

And at overactive hand

That hair.

He looks like a more wholesome Robert Pattinson.

This one from the Isle of Man will go through.

Where is the Isle of Man?

Who is also from an island I believe.

Simon looks scared to death.

I hated the Isle of Man when I went with school. It rained for a week. The demon headmaster made me go up thw Laxey Wheel even though i was petrified.

Fun Fact- the woman who played Eponine in Les Mis is from the Isle Of Man. As was the late lamented Stewart 'The Brand' Baggs...

Between England and Ireland

ooh, singing a girl's song... clever boy. That always goes down well.

Tell you what's good about the X Factor though- it's not BGT.

You just get normal weirdos- no overly precocious 10yr olds yet to grow any pubic hair, whining about unrequited classroom love.

Thank you penny for some reason I thought it was on the other side