X FACTOR - Auditions Week 2- September 5th -**** 8.15****

[Raahh]

because keeping to the same time as last week would be too easy. Probably something to do with Strictly...

I can't find anything very exciting to say about tonight- and so far, it doesn't look like there are any returnees , which is disappointing. Oh, and after last week's Olly Murs ex- band mate, this week there is an Olly Murs tribute act performing. Only he sings 'Uptown Funk' not an Olly song, confusingly.

I have , but no nibbles. Will send dh out later

Royal navy, Clunty two, the return..

Right, downed dinner in record time, am ready to go again!

Ooh- do you think the Yeo Valley farmers could do an ad for us, as farmers and everything.

Ooh no, too shouty

I'll write to them and ask Raahh

80s bongo drums would be fantastic.

Don't think I like this one. Don't know why.

ChezZas taken a tip from Kylie's book How To Squirm.

Can you imagine watching this and her being your kids teacher? I don't know how I would cope at parents evening

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Of course Simon likes her, she's his type

Rita's 3/4 suit thing is er, intertesting

It's a real farmer

Too growly.

Tuned into this late - who stole part of Rita's jacket?

If she was my dcs teacher I would be wondering why she was singing on a crap telly show, and not focussing on my child. Cos i am miserable.

Wagner with his bongos, happy days.! Grimboy has such weird eyes.

she's keeping quiet about the plows

Why does he say Hannah at the end of every sentence?! It's so irritating.

nancy they are a rare species. They are kept in a special barn. She clearly isn't a plow specialist.

Is she going to be the agricultural Katherine Jenkins?

Raahh, she 's too cool for school, agree though

I hate Queen

She tried contouring. She should not of.

I can feel Freddie turning in his grave, bless him

Gawd, she is awful. She reminds me of Sarah Jane off cbeebies.

I bet she sings to the Plows. Evil.