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X FACTOR - Auditions Week 2- September 5th -**** 8.15****

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Raahh · 05/09/2015 12:29

because keeping to the same time as last week would be too easy. Probably something to do with Strictly...

I can't find anything very exciting to say about tonight- and so far, it doesn't look like there are any returnees , which is disappointing. Oh, and after last week's Olly Murs ex- band mate, this week there is an Olly Murs tribute act performing. Only he sings 'Uptown Funk' not an Olly song, confusingly.

I have Wine , but no nibbles. Sad Will send dh out later Grin

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nancy75 · 06/09/2015 20:03

Raahh I'm happy to be fatty

theredlion · 06/09/2015 20:04

I like my bad acts to be really bad, this isn't bad enough for me.

nancy75 · 06/09/2015 20:04

Noisy are you a fortune teller? You can obviously predict the future Grin

NoelHeadbands · 06/09/2015 20:04

I could watch him dance all night though

Raahh · 06/09/2015 20:04

I've remembered a crap 'claim to fame' that I didn't put on the CTF thread.

A girl from my class at school, was in the original stage versionn of Copacobana. With Gary Wilmott. She was also in the 'Unconventionals' who got to the X factor live shows, and went out first round.

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LineyReborn · 06/09/2015 20:05

Shorty Girl

Fatty Girl

I can be Mysterious Girl. I'll go orange and everything.

theredlion · 06/09/2015 20:05

No-one will be fatty nancy.
How about unsporty instead?

Raahh · 06/09/2015 20:05

Was she in some sort of signing church choir?

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theredlion · 06/09/2015 20:06

I think I'll be bossy Hmm

nancy75 · 06/09/2015 20:06

Liney if you're mysterious girl it will be your job to provide the Iceland buffet for the after show party

Raahh · 06/09/2015 20:06

mysterious girl Grin

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nancy75 · 06/09/2015 20:07

Ok, not fatty - what about not very thiny?

theredlion · 06/09/2015 20:07

Now this is bad.

Raahh · 06/09/2015 20:07

This is really pants.

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LineyReborn · 06/09/2015 20:07

The prawn rings are on me.

nancy75 · 06/09/2015 20:08

I do like a nice prawn ring

TheSpottedZebra · 06/09/2015 20:08

But the belt? The flashy belt is a yes, right?

NoelHeadbands · 06/09/2015 20:08

When I said I could watch him dance all night ....

theredlion · 06/09/2015 20:08

Yes, not very thinny sets a better example for the tween girls who will emulate us.

Raahh · 06/09/2015 20:08

Will they put him through do you think?

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HoneyDragon · 06/09/2015 20:09

Which of you buggers was moaning last night about there being no shit acts? Grin the X factor editing team were clearly reading the thread...

spudmasher · 06/09/2015 20:09

He's through......

TheSpottedZebra · 06/09/2015 20:09

Has this one gone to the docs with a pic of Matt Damon in the Liberace thing?

theredlion · 06/09/2015 20:09

Ladies and gentlemen I think we've found this years Wagner/Chico act.

Raahh · 06/09/2015 20:09

the yes, we must think of the influence we will have on the Yoof.

I'm still laughing at 'Paddington'

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