Big Brother Thread 5 - Who needs a wifey when you could have a Power Dave?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Time for another thread.

Settle in and hide the tin foil from Marc.

Get her Marc hahahaha

Made my night hat has Butler

I like Chloe

I love Brian belo! remember when he pissed himself?

I think nick is on something he always looks spaced out

jade is gonna get really bad tan lines with those socks

Sinister, I'm only letting you off that one because we both love Joel so much.

I like Chloe, she's a wise owl.

I'm starting to think Harry's rankini needs to be put in the same category as Jack's dressing gown.

Er, jack.....

Marc is obsessed with Harry

Yes he is Chip, I think he's jealous.

It's not been bikini weather here.

Oh God, Marc is dressed like a sleazy estate agent.

Marc needs a decent haircut

simon is going to think he is doing something right when he doesn't get "evicted" . that will be really annoying to watch

So Marc the fucking idiot disapproves of public affection and fake laughter, does he?

Issues mate

I loved Brian

STFU jack

Oh fuck off Jack. Just because would touch you with their's. Jealous bitch.

Jack is very immature

Mind your business pie face

Sorry, no one would touch you with their's. Drunk typing.

why would anyone ask jack for his opinion on anything? genuinely?

Those blokes are like a bunch of gossiping women at the school gates.

Christian is not at all interested in jade IMO

Weiner - just realised I'm also having a conversation with you on the Kay Burley thread!